Segment City Episode 33 - Wizard Duel at the Curious Crustacean Inn

Ah, Wizard Duels. The most respected and outdated thing in Wizard society. The sparks fly even before the wizards shake hands. It basically boils down to “I can shoot more sparks out of my hand than you”. And this is why all Wizards are dorks. Real men shoot each other with guns or arm wrestle. This week, the boys talk about lab grown meat, what exotic animals we would eat (including the most exotic of all: human meat), having miniaturized animals in your house as pets, Spongebob Squarepants’ name in other languages, a very long new segment called “D&D for 2” in which Will DMs a quick Dungeons and Dragons game for just Theo in which crowds are riled up, purses are cut, Theo puts on a magic show and is challenged by a real wizard, and the most one sided bar fight is broken up by a magic cat. Also this episode, we peruse “r/ AmItheAsshole” to see if a father is an a**hole for not wanting his son named “John Doe”.