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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
Episodes

3 hours ago
3 hours ago
Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by running through a gauntlet of In the News stories ranging from drunken raccoons to GameStop’s Trade Anything day. Will wraps the show with an edition of Amazon Erotica.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

6 days ago
6 days ago
Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Thanksgiving faux pas, how much Will loves chicken pot pie, what soup you would want to swim in, McDonald’s new ill advised Grinch collab, a Doctor’s recommendation to take a “fart walk” on Thanksgiving, a ramen chef who fought a bear and then went back to work, a Judge in hot water after dressing like and doing an impression of Elvis, Burger King’s collab with the newest Spongebob Movies, 2Chain’s equally wild collab with Zaxby's, and how to become mentally ready for ANYTHING!
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Segment City Episode 241 - Hot. Ice Cream. Sippable, Baby
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that?
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with their mother-in-law. They also run through Tyra Banks' venture into.. warm cream? It's confusing. They also take a trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and round it out by exploring the brand new market of home robots, waiting to make life worse for you for exorbitant prices.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Segment City Episode 240 - Who is Mr. Fantasy?
Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy?
This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration with Five Nights at Fridays, Hardy’s equally baffling “lock in” with a “banana ball team?”, the possible identity of a new personality on the scene named Mr. Fantasy, and the conclusion of the Horror Movie Villain March Madness of Mayhem where iconic monsters battle each other for the crown!
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Thursday Jan 29, 2026
Segment City Episode 239 - Going Feral on a Rotisserie Chicken
Thursday Jan 29, 2026
Thursday Jan 29, 2026
In this week’s podcast Will reveals his deepest desire: to crouch in your backyard, at night, and eviscerate a whole rotisserie chicken. But you know, in a platonic way.
Also this week, Theo and Will talk through the latest AI developments that try to win back people who are making healthier choices (yuck), and China’s convert efforts to seduce tech workers. Finally, they go through the first half a horror monster bracket battle.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Segment City Episode 238 - I Think I'm a Kombucha Now
Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
I am Kombucha. Destroyer of worlds. Creator of good gut bacteria.
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about a Dune board game Will played, the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, a Reddit story about a wife and a husband who couldn’t handle being home alone, an Egyptian strongman pulling a ship with his teeth, golfer Viktor Hovland who is obsessed with UFOs, an aggressive squirrel that has sent multiple people to the hospital, some late Halloween stories including Red Robin’s giant spooky burger, Valentine’s day heart candy being converted for Halloween, a 2 person mozzarella stick costume for Halloween connected by cheese, Tootsie Pops rereleasing the same ad, the humorous posts on r/Subway from customers and employees, and an unfortunate death where a baseball hit a guy’s knife into his chest.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Wednesday Jan 14, 2026
Segment City Episode 237 - The Teen Hitwomen of Sweden
Wednesday Jan 14, 2026
Wednesday Jan 14, 2026
Did anyone here realize that Sweden has crime? Mostly I thought they were focused on IKEA, I didn’t know they were in on the organized crime game. Unless…
This week on the podcast Theo and Will break down the newest Stranger Things x Pizza collab that will turn your world upside down. Will has a news report of the truly wild teen-driven crime in Sweden, and finally they take a shopping trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and discover some new cryptids that are in stock.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi
Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Thursday Jan 08, 2026
Segment City Episode 236 - Australia’s Haunted Doll “Letta Me Out“
Thursday Jan 08, 2026
Thursday Jan 08, 2026
You might be thinking that this haunted doll is named “Letta Me Out” is named that way because it was trapped somewhere and kept calling “Let me out” in an Australian accent, but the real reason is somehow more wild…
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how being abducted by an alien might actually be nice, what statics we would want about our life after we die, Taco Bell’s Y2K promotion bringing back old menu items and a party with Lil Jon, an AI that lied and deleted an entire data base, “The Burrito War” in the Boston Mexican food scene between two Japanese siblings who own Boca Grande and Anna’s Taqueria, and Will goes over the Australian haunted doll named “Letta Me Out”.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Wednesday Dec 31, 2025
Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian
Wednesday Dec 31, 2025
Wednesday Dec 31, 2025
Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you should set a trap for your rival on the day of the big test.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will explore new menu options for optimizing your dining experience and discuss new bacon flavored cereal. Will has a story of the filthiest pope in history, and then they hear the tale of how a tub of mayonnaise married two real life people.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi
Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Thursday Dec 18, 2025
Segment City Episode 234 - The Oscar Meyer Wienie 500
Thursday Dec 18, 2025
Thursday Dec 18, 2025
Are you ready for the most high speed Wienermobile race ever concocted? 6 competitors from around the US have arrived to dazzle us all… With their 65 mph max speed…
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how Theo doesn’t think Moose exist, Will’s recent experience with a broccoli based cocktail, whether the 1950’s aesthetic will continue forever, Theo goes over a new Pillsbury collab with Wicked 2: For Good, a news story about an angry tortoise burning down a family home and Oscar Meyer’s Weinermobiles racing at the Indianapolis Speedway, Theo goes over an extremely well executed 2006 bank heist in Buenos Ares, and Will goes into some “Amazon Erotica” with the “Mindf*ck” series.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q
Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
