Segment City

Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly avoiding eye contact with. 

In this week’s episode, Theo recounts the latest from the world of fast food with the announcement of McNugget Caviar. Will also has food drama, bringing the MrBeast Ghost Burger news. Next Theo takes us on a deep dive review of a Russian Bathhouse in Boston, that truly leaves no detail out. Finally, Will recounts the Staten Island Groundhog and it’s prediction for the year.

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This week on the podcast, the boys talk about being diagnosed at the doctor’s office, nerds that will suck all the air out of a room, Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026, and Will takes us how to leave a cult!

 

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May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something...

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about some strange grocery store interactions, debate whether it is ok to pee in a pool, going over some rare spice company PR and Taco Bell’s “Quesarito” collab with basketball player Nikola Jokic, the last USA pennies being printed being sold for a surprisingly high price, controversies and people crashing out at the “World Dart’s Championship” in London, a news story about a woman who gave birth in a Waymo taxi, how to regift Christmas presents without being caught, a Victorian era prank taken too far with the “Berners Street hoax”!

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Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps. 

This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by running through a gauntlet of In the News stories ranging from drunken raccoons to GameStop’s Trade Anything day. Will wraps the show with an edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Thanksgiving faux pas, how much Will loves chicken pot pie, what soup you would want to swim in, McDonald’s new ill advised Grinch collab, a Doctor’s recommendation to take a “fart walk” on Thanksgiving, a ramen chef who fought a bear and then went back to work, a Judge in hot water after dressing like and doing an impression of Elvis, Burger King’s collab with the newest Spongebob Movies, 2Chain’s equally wild collab with Zaxby's, and how to become mentally ready for ANYTHING!

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Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that?

 

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with their mother-in-law. They also run through Tyra Banks' venture into.. warm cream? It's confusing. They also take a trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and round it out by exploring the brand new market of home robots, waiting to make life worse for you for exorbitant prices.

 

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Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy?

This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration with Five Nights at Fridays, Hardy’s equally baffling “lock in” with a “banana ball team?”, the possible identity of a new personality on the scene named Mr. Fantasy, and the conclusion of the Horror Movie Villain March Madness of Mayhem where iconic monsters battle each other for the crown!

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In this week’s podcast Will reveals his deepest desire: to crouch in your backyard, at night, and eviscerate a whole rotisserie chicken. But you know, in a platonic way.

Also this week, Theo and Will talk through the latest AI developments that try to win back people who are making healthier choices (yuck), and China’s convert efforts to seduce tech workers. Finally, they go through the first half a horror monster bracket battle.

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I am Kombucha. Destroyer of worlds. Creator of good gut bacteria.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about a Dune board game Will played, the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, a Reddit story about a wife and a husband who couldn’t handle being home alone, an Egyptian strongman pulling a ship with his teeth, golfer Viktor Hovland who is obsessed with UFOs, an aggressive squirrel that has sent multiple people to the hospital, some late Halloween stories including Red Robin’s giant spooky burger, Valentine’s day heart candy being converted for Halloween, a 2 person mozzarella stick costume for Halloween connected by cheese, Tootsie Pops rereleasing the same ad, the humorous posts on r/Subway from customers and employees, and an unfortunate death where a baseball hit a guy’s knife into his chest.

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Did anyone here realize that Sweden has crime? Mostly I thought they were focused on IKEA, I didn’t know they were in on the organized crime game. Unless… 

This week on the podcast Theo and Will break down the newest Stranger Things x Pizza collab that will turn your world upside down. Will has a news report of the truly wild teen-driven crime in Sweden, and finally they take a shopping trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and discover some new cryptids that are in stock.

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