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Segment City Episode 224 - Jeff Bezos Get Your Tits Out

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!”
“Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn’t count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking cacao content, a criminal leaving urine in people’s recycling bins, a UK woman arrested for “cyber farting” at her boyfriend’s ex, Theo presents some “Retail Therapy” by showing some strange homeopathic Amazon including a grounding mat for your bed, an energy boost spray, and a frequency box. Also on this episode, Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with Aila Glass’ “Canadian Girl”, “Bought: A Werewolf Auction Romance”, “Torin”, and more!

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Segment City Episode 223 - The Shrimp Cocktail Meet Cute

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about.

Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat. Will has a genuinely terrible Marvel tier list, and walks us through how best to quit your job.

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Segment City Episode 222 - The Uncle O'Grimacey Lore McDonald’s Doesn’t Want You to Know

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Connor Bratz Doll in honor of Women’s month, the statistics of how many people think they can fight dangerous animals, Wingstop auctions off year supply of ranch, and Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with the “Born in Blood Mafia Chronicles” series, and an unusual death caused by toxic masculinity.

 

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Segment City Episode 221 - Takedown of The Takeout

It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out. 

This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and they discuss the Pope’s claim of scrolling causing brainrot.

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Segment City Episode 220 - Soup Hard Candy: Soup you can Suck!

When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to fast food big wigs and Red Robin’s onion ring proposal deal, Will talks about Progresso’s new Soup Drops which are hard candies that taste like their soups, Theo presents some fun hypothetical questions including if you would do chores in a bumble bee costume, what super powers we would get, and if you would fight Mike Tyson everyday for a billion dollars, and Will takes us through the “Bubble Babes” erotica series descriptions on Amazon.

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Segment City Episode 219 - Did You Meet Your Partner in the Drivethrough?

I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose.

This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.

 

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Segment City Episode 218 - Deep Down All Frogs are Wizards

Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder money, and dumb thieves stealing the wrong cards. Also this episode, Theo has three taxidermied frogs to sell Will and an unsurprising food poisoning.

 

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Segment City Episode 217 - You Might Be a Nosferatu

If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu!

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets with three interesting sauces, Will takes us through the 2024 crimes including the crimes that spike at New Years and wacky crimes reported in Maricopa county Arizona, Theo takes the criminal discussion to Florida with three news stories of wild Floridamen making high speed chases in Santa suits, shooting Walmart drones, and running naked. Also this episode the boys talk about the wild world of Clown Fetishists and a bacon based food poisoning.

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Segment City Episode 216 - Such is the End of the Empire

Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair.

This week on the podcast Theo updates Will on his big pudding weekend in New York City, and they discuss Oreo’s latest product that some are calling the most Oreo Oreo ever. 

Will has stories from across the pond, including horror stories of cling wrap and just generally being out of touch with the world

Lastly, they take a trip to the taxidermy shop and end then end on another edition of Amazon Erotica.

 

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Segment City Episode 215 - Harry Cole's Life of Wild Deceptions

Do you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encounter? Well then you’ll love the story of Harry Cole and his misadventures!

This week on the podcast Theo brings the completely predictable rise and fall of Hawk Coin, and how Domino’s has entered the ranks of companies that completely missed the point of Squid Game.

Will introduces the next big technology sure to sweep the nation: The Human Washing Machine! Finally, he takes us through the life of Harry Cole, one of history’s most notorious backstabbers.

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