Segment City Episode 39 - Pocket Full of Meatloaf

New from Segment City Food Labs comes Pocket Full of Meatloaf(™)! Are you tired of waiting for a special day of the week to dine on meat in a loaf form? Well now you can eat meatloaf anywhere! (Segment City Food Labs is not responsible for ruined clothing, messy eating, or a general meaty smell surrounding our customers…) This week, the boys talk about who we would want to play them in a movie, “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean?” for 2 Chainz’s song “Shoot it out” in which 2 Chainz walks out of the jungle in a minx coat absolutely stuffed with meatloaf with a magic small mountain on a necklace trapping small people. They also play another round of “D&D for 2” which is a continuation of the events from Segment City Episodes 33 and 36, in this round Bruno Wizardson is sent to the sleepy farming town of Barrow Falls where he meets Swearing Timmy the local paperboy, Dirk the defacto leader of the town, and convinces the local cleric Otho to join him on his quest to defeat an ogre, and Theo asks “Is This the Onion?” with stories about new regulations allowing choke holds and eye gouging on birds, a new 14 seat, 11 door, 7 wheel, 4 trunk SUV, and a man not liking that his child got a pamphlet endorsing toe sucking instead of sex featuring activities like spooning in the street, buying them a piece of the moon, and marrying them. Also a new T-Rex species was called and they named it “Reaper of Death” which is metal as hell.