Segment City Episode 41 - The episode where we talk about Pixar’s Cars for 25 minutes...

Yeah seriously. Like 25 minutes. I didn’t really count but it is close enough. Hope you like the movie Cars. In this quarantined episode of Segment City, Will and Theo talk about funny headlines around the world about Corona virus including Japanese store owners putting curses on toilet paper thieves, a French Smurf Rally continuing despite the virus, Cops saying they will not come if you call saying you have run out of toilet paper, prisoners making moonshine out of hand sanitizer, and many more, panic creating panic creating panic despite the base cause of the panic being dumb, a new Versus in which Will and Theo have to come up with a new mythological creature including Trivia Sphinx, Reverse Sphinx, Taurson, Littercrabs, “The Wanderer” aka It for dogs, and “The Packrat” a small creature that gradually moves its stuff into your house. We then talk about the Cars universe for like 20 something minutes, going into every minutia of it from the anatomy of cars, how they reproduce, car religion and Car Jesus, and what they do for War and if there was a Cars Hitler and… I can’t go into it all you just need to listen to the episode.