Segment City Episode 47 - The Grave Pool

Turns out it is a very bad idea to set the wave pool in an amusement park to “Mondo Gigantic Waves”, especially in a place with a loose understanding of public safety like Action Park. It was thoughtful of them to put floating tombstone buoys in the wave pool to commemorate the fallen. That was a joke, that didn’t happen, don’t DM me.This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s new sword, all the Internet’s varying opinions on the concept of having… relations with your own clone, news stories about a surprisingly speedy cow evading police and an 11 year old Grand Theft Auto fan taking a car on a joy ride at his parents urging, Will dramatically reads things he found from the internet including 17th century dating habits, an Amazon review for 20 sided dice, Wikipedia entries about strange fish, and the sexiest D&D wizard spells, and Theo goes on a deep dive into one of the Worst Amusement Parks: Action Park. A place where the Alpine slide is fast, the go kart speed regulators are off, and the wave pool is constantly drowning people with it’s meter high waves.