Segment City Episode 68 - Jalapeño Noir

We here at Wine Spectator were shocked at the very concept of Taco Bell selling a wine. Will it have a Jalapeno taste to it? Is not the function of Taco Bell to eat when you are already, as the youth say, “plastered”? Why waste wine on that, even cheap Taco Bell wine. Sorry, I must go. We are doing a ritual sacrifice to Dionysus tonight and I would hate to miss it. This week, Will shows Theo some overpriced animal shaped furniture, the boys talk about how fear is a “love it or hate it” emotion and that fear is a privileged emotion to experience in the context of the animal kingdom, a story of a Florida man that slapped his girlfriend with pizza she was trying to throw out, weird pizzas they have seen people order, the new Taco Bell “Jalapeno Noir” wine (which must pair nicely with a gosh darn Crunchwrap Supreme),  Theo recounts the story of how a man tried to buy a Harrier Jet from Pepsi in a contest and ended up in court, and the boys go over Terrance Howard’s crazy math system called “Terryology” in his attempt to prove 1 x 1 = 2.