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Segment City Episode 125 - Extreme Ooze for Extreme Dudes

Are you sure you’re TOUGH and MACHO enough for this OOOOOZE?! Well, just rub it on your groin and it will give you the toughest thing of all: CANCER!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Theo’s disastrous tasting of lobster ice cream, not knowing other people’s pooping habits, Theo begins his eternal “Pumpkin Spice Watch” where he goes into some wacky pumpkin spice flavored foods (and other products), Will goes over the strange Tumblr archetype of the “Tumblr Sexyman” aka sexifying a villainous character into a skinny white boy (even if they aren’t one in their original form) including the Onceler, Bill Cypher, and the clock from “Don’t Touch Me I’m Scared”, Theo asks Will “Is This ‘The Onion’?” with stories of Congressmen promising not to eat dog penis again (again?!), the new company BroSludge selling Orange Guck for men’s genitals, and trying to run over a child with a Tesla to show it can’t run over a child, and Will goes over some extremely good animals that have diplomas (usually in an effort to catch fraud but it’s still cute).

 

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Segment City Episode 124 - 1.3 Pizzas Per Day

In this week’s episode, Theo and Will start off by discussing  if the MCU is due to collapse. Will shares the latest in Candy Corn innovation, and updates us on the latest Florida Man happenings. Theo takes us through the continued drama surrounding Papa Johns and their insane former CEO.

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Segment City Episode 123 - Extra Time in the Ball Pit

“Sadly, there will be extra time in the ball pit. Not because there is time slot system, but because it’s deflating. Oh and someone pissed in it. No refunds.”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about “This American Life” unironically doing the same story as our “This American Life” parody (check out that parody in Episode 100), Will’s recent night cramps, what media bums us out, Theo asks “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean?” about “Fourth Chamber” by Ghost Face Killah and “Diet Coke” by Pusha T, Will continues his investigation into Pornhub’s Yearly Insights including statistics about how holidays and national events affect site traffic, Theo talks about Fancy Feast’s new limited (human) restaurant “Gatto Bianco”, and Will takes us back in time to recount the disaster that was DashCon, the first (and only) Tumblr fan convention.

 

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Segment City Episode 122 - GREAT FOR A SHOWROOM THE HUNTERS LOVE IT

COME ON DOWN TO DANNY’S BIG GAME WAREHOUSE WE GOT ALL THE SWEET DEER AND JUNK THOSE HUNTERS GO CRAZY FOR YOU CAN WRITE THIS AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE OK BYE NOW

This week on the podcast Will and Theo ponder the nature of friendship and come away the closer for it. Theo brings another installment of Food Drama, this time featuring some favorite Disney characters, as well as bringing Will back to the Taxidermy shop. Will brings a whole bunch of year end stats for you nasty folks from PornHub detailing the global trends.

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Segment City Episode 121 - Hurting Ourselves For Sandwich Sauces

Worth it. 

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about their favorite sauces, Starbucks’ failing chicken sandwich, the boys disagree about how good the Reese’s Big Cup with Potato Chips sounds, Theo goes over the mysterious and conspiratorial history of the Denver International Airport, and Will takes us into the SpOoOkY “Monsterous Matches” series by Lilian Lark including “Stalked By the Kraken”, “Deceived By Gargoyles”, and “Entranced By the Basilisks”.

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Segment City Episode 120 - Pure Bean Energy

As a world we’re seeking alternative energy sources, but one often overlooked option is Pure Bean Energy. This is a clean energy source entirely produced by when someone has an overwhelming desire to stockpile beans in the case of disaster.

This week on the show, Theo and Will discuss their favorite summertime activities, and Will takes us through a Wikipedia Historian covering the Lizard Man Constant. Theo brings a report of food related relationship drama, as well as a deep dive on the failed Broadway show Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark.

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Segment City Episode 119 - John McAfee Broke Bad

“I’m the one who knocks… and tells you that your antivirus software needs to be renewed. Does anyone have some meth?” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about hot/cold weather people, some of their best and worst jobs, Theo takes us through the insane life of John McAfee from his founding of the antivirus software that bears his name to his multiple failed presidential runs to his inevitable arrest, and Will takes us through the very strange Dylatov Pass Incident in which a group of Soviet hikers died in mysterious circumstances that have led to equally strange conspiracy theories!

 

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Segment City Episode 118 - The Ultimate Millennial Fantasy: Name Brand Orange Juice

In Earth, Wind, and Fire’s hit song “Fantasy” the lyrics begin:


Every man has a place, in his heart there's a space
And the world can't erase his fantasies

This is of course referring to name brand orange juice which millennials can only dream of one day affording. We hope to eventually get there.

In this week’s episode, Theo brings food news regarding eating various foods in the shower, and a report of a man who beat a horse in a foot race. Will shares news of a man who inadvertently consumed enough pot gummies to pass out, and one of the grossest Amazon eroticas to date.

 

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Segment City Episode 117 - Inventors Killed By Their Own Inventions

It’s a bit of a cliché, isn’t it? The mad scientist killed by their hubris in a very literal way by their own invention. It is not a universal thing though. I mean, the guy who made the whoopie cushion hasn’t been launched into space from one exploding. So maybe these scientists should be working less on things that can explode at any point and work more on fart based engineering.

 

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a wedding Will recently went to, tall discrimination, some “As Seen on TV” products (including one fake one) including the “Potato Express”, “Cream Fast”, and “EZegg”, Will goes over some inventors that were killed by their own inventions, Theo goes over the history of the “Norwegian Butter Crisis”, and Will lists the top 10 “Florida Man” stories of 2020.

 

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Segment City Episode 116 - Mariah Carey Has No Idea What Is In Pizza

Mariah Carey wants a lot of things for Christmas, and first and foremost should be a pizza cookbook because apparently she has no idea what goes into making a pie.

This week on the show Theo brings an article about Pepsi’s newest offense to mankind — Pepsi-roni Pizza, and also takes us back down to visit the Taxidermy shop. Will also comes bearing pizza news, about the Pizza Cupcake which promises to reinvent the delicious pie. We’re still wondering if it needed reinventing. He also has a great selection of Amazon erotica to explore.

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