Segment City

Self explanatory, really.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how bad TV remotes have gotten, Theo takes us down to Georgia to hear about a woman crashing her car into a KFC because she didn’t get biscuits, Will informs the public that a deranged Cookie Monster is haunting Californian piers, Theo goes down to the “Crystal Shop” to tell us about howe specific Ebay stones can help to improve our stats and commune with ghosts and angels, and Will tells us how to take the perfect bath.

 

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As your mayor, I promise you this: There will be no child left behind. That is, left in the car because the Chuck E. Cheese is filled to capacity. Every block will have a Chuck E. Cheese, and every child will get to go in that nasty ball pit. That is my vow.

This week on the show, Theo explores some new catchphrases, and brings an edition of Food News that delves into children being banned from restaurants. He’s also got a Wikipedia Historian about Edward Mordrake, a man purportedly born with an extra face on the back of his head. Is it true? Maybe. Is it gross? Sure is.

Will brings a segment about a Union gold heist by the FBI, and some people who think they were robbed of the find.

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Think about it, all the worst things happen for whimsical reasons. World War 1 began because some youngsters wanted to kill an Archduke with the boyz, the Costa Concordia sank because the captain wanted to show off, and  Johnny Depp's career sank because of Johnny Depp.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about how many parts you can substitute from a recipe before it is no longer the same recipe, Fox News falls for A&W's fake tweet about their new pant-less mascot, the incredibly tragic collapse of the Yarmouth Suspension Bridge with caused by the most incredible stupid event, Theo takes us into the “Taxidermy Shoppe” with some of the grossest finds yet including a mouse stripper, dark rituals, and other genuinely gross things, and Will takes us over to  read some more “Amazon Erotica” by finishing the descriptions of the “Sinner” series (Books 3 and 4) by Susan Liberty.

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Imagine a world in which you sit down at work and are instantly warped to the sunken place, paralyzed by infinite comfort and are totally despondent. Well that dream can be yours, now at 50% off with this fabulous new X Chair!

This week on the podcast Theo reviews the recent M&Ms drama, and takes Will on a deep dive into an office chair infomercial.

Will brings us a report out of Texas that apparently pickles are a movie theater snack, and also has an update on the Wheel of Fugitive segment from several months ago. Finally, he rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Sometimes a man is pushed by society to his limits. Sometimes… He pushes back. And sometimes…. he makes an indestructible bulldozer to destroy the entire town over not having a minor zoning dispute go his way. RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!

 

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Garfield phones washing up on French coasts, the “Crypto House” (which is furnished and decorated with NFTs) people are trying (and failing) to sell in Hollywood, Marvin Heemeyer’s rampage through his town with a custom “Killdozer” over petty reasons, and Theo asks Will “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean” with lyrics from the songs in “Culture II” by Migos.

 

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This week on the podcast Theo has a report of the world’s new largest pizza, and quizzes Will on recent news in another edition of Is This the Onion?

Will has a story of a woman who sues the Fish and Wildlife Association after she lost 125 pounds and got a divorce from her husband because they claimed she didn’t really see a bigfoot. There are so many layers there. And finally Will’s got a segment on procreation in the final frontier… Tune in to learn what the “Two Suit” is.

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Monopoly is a fun game (ok it isn’t really) but it can certainly lead to tension.

“1, 2, 3, aaaand it looks like you landed on my Park Place property. What have you got for me?”

“How about some bullets straight from my gun?”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the modern movie going experience, Theo’s thirst for high quality content, the new “Royalty Silencer” burger from Wayback Burger to call out Prince Harry’s new book, an attempted shooting caused by a Monopoly game, Chevy Chase’s bad reputation in Hollywood which led to one of the most embarrassing comedy roasts in history, and Will goes over one of the wildest hoaxes in history, full of masonry and thievery: the Cardiff Giant.

 

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Ok this is Theo writing this description and listen — I’m not insane. Teeth are a renewable resource. Will thinks I’m crazy but just think about it, people just keep letting these things fall out and we aren’t even using them!!

This week on the podcast Will introduces us to some truly bewildering Puritan names, and has a duo of “In the News” segments about a seemingly mild-mannered teacher getting into some bad business with a cartel, as well as a series of hitmen each lazier than the last. Theo pitches savory cupcakes to Will, and then proceeds to traumatize him with a truly horrific “Taxidermy Shop” segment.

Oh also — stay til the end of this one, the best joke is in the last 2 minutes, after we do the outro.

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Happy Holidays from Segment City to all of you and a Happy New Year!

 

On this Holiday Special, Will and Theo talk about New Year's Resolutions, some “White People Phrases” we might try to add to our vernacular, terrible “Food Trends” that happened in 2022 (including “Pink Sauce”, “Nyquil Chicken”, “The Six Flags Meal Plan”, and much more) as well as calling out future trends. Like the Ghost of Christmas Present, Will goes over current holiday food news with the unveiling of Eggo Waffle Eggnog (aka Eggo Nog), Theo takes us through his “Rules for 2023”, and Will reads some “Amazon Erotica” descriptions including , “Christmas Lunch Romp”, “Off Limits Christmas Sleep”, “Grumpy Christmas Mountain Man”, “Four Mafia Kings for Christmas”, and more….

 

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What does the Most American Cookie™ contain? Freedom. Fireworks. Flatulence. The big 3 F’s.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the official 2022 Word of the Year, and Theo brings the news of Subway’s Cookie… innovations? Is that the word we’re allowing them to use? Additionally, Theo quizzes Will in another edition of Is This the Onion?

Will has an In the News about Simon Cowell’s melting face, and a Conspiracy Query with some local relevance.

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