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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Mariah Carey wants a lot of things for Christmas, and first and foremost should be a pizza cookbook because apparently she has no idea what goes into making a pie.
This week on the show Theo brings an article about Pepsi’s newest offense to mankind — Pepsi-roni Pizza, and also takes us back down to visit the Taxidermy shop. Will also comes bearing pizza news, about the Pizza Cupcake which promises to reinvent the delicious pie. We’re still wondering if it needed reinventing. He also has a great selection of Amazon erotica to explore.
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Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Yes, this is an unofficial index. Yes, it is used by a government agency. No, it is not the Waffle House Committee for Indecent Syrup Usage. And no, it is not for how much gastro-intestinal distress you will be in post waffle house trip, nor how drunk you have to be to go to Waffle House at 2am.
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about liking their body odor, stories from a Steampunk festival Will went to, Theo tells the tale of Johan de Witt who was a Dutch prime minister and the “Year of Disaster” (aka the “Year of Pants”) under his rule and his grizzly fate, Will goes over some strange syndromes and metrics including “Uncombable Hair Syndrome”, “The Truman Show Syndrome”, and “The Waffle House Index”, Theo goes over why Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza Tik Tok Musical is an insult (at least to the person who wrote the article).
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Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
“Excuse me sir, I think you may have accidentally taken my coffee — they called the name ‘Leader of the Party, the country, and the Army’ and that’s me.”
“WHAT?! How dare you insult me! This is an OUTRAGE! The only way to settle this… is with a balloon duel!”
“Uh I just wanted my coff—“
“BALLOON DUUUEEEELLLLL”
This week on the show, Theo brings forward the ongoing controversy surrounding the ‘vein’ on a Snickers bar, and Will tells the tale of Frenchmen balloon dueling. Also, Theo quizzes Will on his knowledge of Snoop Dogg, and Will lists all of Kim Jong-il’s titles (there are a ton).
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Thursday May 26, 2022
Thursday May 26, 2022
“This Sunday’s Eucharist has a great flavor profile. Notes of… crispy cracker with a hint of… nutmeg? Or is that just the flavors of our Savior? 10/10, great work Christ.”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about lemonade stand boys, what strange food combinations we don’t get, Theo asks “Are They the A**hole?” with stories from r/ AmITheA**hole with stories of fake drunkenness to avoid babysitting and a bratty bride who doesn’t allow plus ones to her wedding, Will takes us back in time to when Pepsi once owned the 6th largest army in the world, Theo takes us into the nightmare news that Jerry Seinfeld’s Pop Tart Movie is happening, and Will gets dark, spooky, and a lot naughty with “Amazon Erotica” where he covers the “Gang of Ghouls” series by Eva Chase where a wacky, cooky, crazy woman with her 4 ghost lovers go on a murder spree while being little bit ghoulish *winky face*
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Thursday May 05, 2022
Thursday May 05, 2022
This week on the podcast Theo and Will ponder hunky esports athletes and Theo tests Will with a game of Is This the Onion? featuring Criminal Mischief and talks through the Pusha T and Arby’s collab no one was asking for. Will brings a Wikipedia Historian about the moan heard around the world, and quizzes Theo on the best games made for each console generation.
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Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
“Order in the court! If God will not present himself or herself or itself then we cannot have a trial-” said the Judge.
“It is I who shall have order for I created the order of all things.” God said, descending from the sky.
“Well paint me yellow and call me a bee, it really is the Almighty. While you are in court, you must abide by my rules.”
“No being shall be above me. For such heresy, I shall give you what I call ‘The Ol’ Sodom and Gomorrah’.”
Anyway, so that’s my pitch for the beginning of the New New Testament.
This week on the podcast, Will calls Theo out, Theo talks about a man who saved thousands of dollars only eating at Six Flags, Will takes us on a Legal “Wikipedia Historian” covering “Lawsuits against God”, “The Matrix Defense”,“The Wookiee Defense”, and “The Shaggy Defense”, and Theo takes us through Video Game movies from worst to best MetaCritic score.
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Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
When I say Sweet Cheesy, you say Pints! SWEET CHEESY! …. What? You weren’t asking for Kraft Mac and Cheese ice cream? Well too bad!
On this week’s episode, Theo and Will discuss the merits of savory ice cream and whether young people have ruined yet another great American treat. Will takes us through a round of wild international political slogans, and we take another trip down into the dungeon to visit the Taxidermist. Will rounds it out with an edition of Amazon Erotica featuring Crime High, where there are no rules. Well, actually there are some rules. You’ll have to listen to find out.
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Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
“Yes!”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about pie rankings, Bo Burnham’s “Inside”, bathing in carbonated water, answering the question “Am I the a**hole?” with stories of a father find a daughter’s pornographic career and a father firing his son’s girlfriend for talking at work, Will goes over some political slogans from different countries including politicians threatening murder, being sarcastic, and a surprising amount of swearing, Theo goes over the newest Disney parks food innovation of peanut butter and jelly pasta, and Will goes into the “Her Soul To Take” by Harley LaRoux and “Initiation: Sex Wizards” for “Amazon Erotica!” about dorky Magicians, accidental demon summoning, Sex Wizards, and “a lot of butt stuff”.
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Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
The world is a dangerous place. Ever considered how many potential weapons there are in the hands of an highly trained individual? Could be anything — that striped sweater you love so much, a potted plant, or yes, even your dog. Keep an eye on him.
We go DEEP into conspiracies this episode! Will brings a deep dive into the Kennedy assassination, walking through multiple different contradicting theories and proposes one that might actually be true. Theo meanwhile has a much more mundane conspiracy, delving into the world of Amazon review bots that seem to con people into buying self help books!
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Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
“Helen! I got another one of these dang spirits on my new paramagnetic disk!”
“What’s it doing?”
“He’s saying… ‘That bastard Edison stole my ideas’... I think this is Nikola Tesla.”
“Well so if he can fix the electrical outlet in the kitchen, I want to make a smoothie.”
This week on the podcast, Will rants about the announcement of Pokemon Scarlet and Violet as well as NFTs and why they are a scam, Theo dives into a wild “Paramagnetic” medallion that will protect you from EMF and 5G or something I don’t know but they can’t even paint the thing correctly according to reviews, we drive up across the border to look at “The Great Maple Syrup Heist” of Quebec, and the boys become judge, jury, and executioner for “Am I the A**hole?” stories about eating junk food in the morning, telling off a bossy grandmother who barged into a hospital delivery room, and taking down a son’s crazy ex.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ