Segment City

Segment City Episode 9 - Between Two Wolves

Don’t you hate it when you move into a new neighborhood and your neighbors just happen to be lusty werewolves? Listen werewolves, I may be a curvy single, but I’m also a strong and independent woman who don’t need no wolf man! This week Theo and Will talk about terrible ways to eat Oreos, what would happen if you brought a medieval peasant to modern times, the origins of Polkadot Man, Amazon Erotica, Were-Bears, being Dangerously Handsome™, our weak spots, becoming a killer snail for a million dollars, and we pitch our very own Hogwarts Houses!

Segment City Episode 8 - Sonic Adventure 3: Sonic's in a Coma

Amy has come everyday to Sonic’s bedside. Surprisingly, Dr. Eggman has as well despite putting Sonic into his current state. Knuckles has gone on a rage fueled rampage, punching everything. But Tails is calm. He does not cry. He knows he is top dog now. This week, the boys talk about the upcoming Avatar sequels, Goofy’s real name, rubbing food into your skin instead of eating, pitching a game in which the protagonist doesn’t move, “What does that rap lyric mean?”, patty melts while Scuba diving, and the story of the Ghost of Cock Lane!

Segment City Episode 7 - Dog Court

Order in the court of Segment City! Judge Air Bud is presiding! Put your paw on the Bible and swear- I mean- woof in. This week, Theo and Will talk about what if animals we eat could talk, The 3 worst Disney Channel Original Movies (You Lucky Dog, Hatching Pete, and Phantom of the Megaplex), Dog judges, Chicken costume based romance, Movie Mason, and a review of the Netflix show Umbrella Academy!

Segment City Episode 6 - Swamp Thing vs Shrek vs Yoda

Segment City is feeling a bit icky and swampy today. This week, in our swamp, Theo and Will talk about the recent (at the time) announcement of Persona S, Jesus’ career at Olive Garden, the origins of everyone’s favorite villain Big Wheel, Swamp Thing and his various swamp shenanigans, a new Conspiracy Query about fatty foods, chemical snow, and mechanical sharks, and a review of Mad Max: The Road Warrior!

Segment City Episode 5 - "What about Ron Magic?"

Glad you could tap dance your way over to Segment City! Now throw your wand and eyeballs away and enjoy this audio experience! That will make sense by the end of the episode. This week, the boys talk about laying eggs and giving them to people, the new 5th Ninja Turtle, funny Amazon User Reviews, Amazon Erotica book descriptions, Animal Battles, and a reading of “Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash”.

Segment City Episode 4 - Obama Controls the Weather

This week the boys start out strong with Will’s new business venture. We also we bring back everyone’s favorite segment: What does that rap lyric mean? Followed by conspiracies about pets talking, fake Titanics, and Obama controlling the weather, the history of Bog bodies, the Most Rotten Tomato, and an impromptu rating of all the Spiderman movies!

Segment City Episode 3 - Spanko!

This week we tried a different way of capturing audio. The good news? The audio is much crisper with less echo. The bad news? The way we captured audio would periodically stop recording. So welcome to this Frankensteined episode. This week we talk about bullying dumb nerds, if we would stop being funny for $1,000,000, Super Super Burritos, The Story of Whipping Tom, Strange Addictions, tree fetishes, and new forms of transportation.

Segment City Episode 2 - Slob Goblin

The boys are back for round 2! Your wish to the Dark Lord has come true and you were able to return to the madness of Segment City again. A land of torment and pain and... Where was I going with that? Anyway, topics this week include: Apex Legends, our new dog product called Doggles, the Top 10 Worst Power Rangers Villains of the Week, Rotten Tomatoes Anonymous, and a review of Alita: Battle Angel.

Segment City Episode 1 - Bullet Coupe Spaceship

Episode 1: Welcome, one and all, to Segment City! The podcast that is broken up into segments. Each week, our hosts Will Kane and Theo Tspakos present new segments to each other in order to make each other laugh! Topics this week include: Food cologne, would you introduce yourself with a different name to everyone you meet for a million dollars, Genetic Engineering gone awry, and What Does that Rap Lyric mean?