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Segment City Episode 174 - How to be a Furry

Have you been getting bored of your life? Have you tired of being so hairless and not blue? Have you been looking for that push to finally get into the Furry community? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Get all your furry advice from two men who have never been furries nor have engaged in their community!

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about their personal picks for best pie flavors and US regional pies, Cinemark’s insane ploy to get popcorn, Icees, and other theater snacks delivered to your door, Will explains “How To” be a Furry, and Theo brings us back to the 15th century to discuss “Flighting”, an old type of insult battle for the entertainment of nobles in court.

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Segment City Episode 173 - Combat Juggling

You are in for a wild ride on this week’s show, the segments are coming fast out of left field!

This week Will and Theo discuss haircuts and shaving, and Will introduces Theo (and the world) to Combat Juggling. Theo brings news on the world’s most expensive hotdog, and a segment on the world’s richest dog.

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Segment City Episode 172 - “When you have two nails and a wire, everything looks like a hot dog”

We have all heard the saying “When you only have a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Well, decipher the title of this episode and tell us what it means because I don’t know.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about temporary tattoos, reckless Boston drivers,  the New York Times’ list of best food innovations like a 3d frosting tool, new types of avocado, voice automated mixers, instant grilled cheese, and more! Also on this episode Will asks Theo “What Sounds Better to You?” with a variety of foods that have different names in the USA and the UK, and Theo takes us to the Taxidermy Shoppe to show off some nightmarish taxidermy listings on eBay such as a superhero flying squirrel, an antique doll with a demon bunny head attached, and a cowboy mouse riding a squirrel.

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Segment City Episode 171 - An Operating System for God

This week on the podcast Theo and Will muse about which fruits could next have advertising on them, and Theo has a million dollar sandwich idea. He’s also brought the story of a man who single-handedly developed an operating system for the big man himself. Will’s brought instructions on how to craft your perfect fursona, as well as some spooky Amazon erotica finds.

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Segment City Episode 170 - The True Story of the French Nobleman who inspired Bluebeard

Can we really be labeled as a comedy podcast when we spend the majority of an episode talking about a famous murderer? Frankly my dear listeners, I don’t give a damn.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting rid of tough weeds, what our first Halloween costumes memories are, seasonal pumpkin spiced red vines, Will tells the horrid (and lengthy) tale of Gilles de Rais who was the right hand man of Joan of Arc as well as a real life fairy tale villain and murderer.

 

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Segment City Episode 169 - Utahn Recipes with Rachel Robison!

Frankly, I think they need to cool it on the cream of chicken soup, but hey I’m just some guy so don’t listen to me. 

This week on the show we are joined by the one and only Rachel Robison! She’s brought us a collection of wacky foods from Utah to react to. Theo also has a story of a maybe real life ancient alien?

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Segment City Episode 168 - How to Seduce Your Professor

Make no mistake -- the first step in the process is to throw your morals straight out the window. WikiHow might have a list of steps that says otherwise, but really you got yourself into this position so reckon with that first.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo talk about the Joey Chestnut’s legendary attempt at Buffalo wings, and Will brings us through a WikiHow article on seducing your professor. Theo has a Wikipedia Historian on the Baker Street Robbery and how it almost succeeded.

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Segment City Episode 167 - The Surprising History of Renaissance Faires

Turns out that the Red Scare just made the weirdos weirder and the regular people weirder too. That’s what happens when a weirdo leads the country on his weirdo crusade against ideas he doesn’t like.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what horror movie tropes creep us out, the 5 best food based Halloween costumes, a food that apparently neutralizes garlic breath, the surprisingly history of Renaissance Fairs, and we go to the Drama Corner about a woman who goes nuclear on her boyfriend’s life when she figures out he is cheating on her.

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Segment City Episode 166 - ”I’ve got a sword. Good luck.”

Imagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, assassin.” he says, brandishing his blade. You then pull out a Glock and light him up.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting old, new slang terms like “rizz”, Taco Bell’s experimental Baja Blast Gelato, a biggest Loch Ness monster hunt in 50 years, a man who puts a £50,000 Isis bounty on his own head (don’t worry, he has a sword for self defense), we go into the Drama Corner with a story from r/BestofRedditorUpdate featuring a Joe Rogan fan providing an ultimatum to his girlfriend, and we go over How To avoid being labeled a Weeaboo.

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Segment City Episode 165 - Meathead Math

Lemme get this straight — you’re telling me I could have had 7.5 days per week every week for my entire life and all I had to do was realize how to count properly? I’ve thrown away so much time! My youth!

This week on the podcast Theo has a report of a few Florida residents up to their old shenanigans. Will brings us a legendary forum debate that is bound to leave you dumber for having listened to it. Finally, we round out the podcast with one of the best Taxidermy Shop segments to date.

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