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Segment City Episode 221 - Soup Hard Candy: Soup you can Suck!

When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to fast food big wigs and Red Robin’s onion ring proposal deal, Will talks about Progresso’s new Soup Drops which are hard candies that taste like their soups, Theo presents some fun hypothetical questions including if you would do chores in a bumble bee costume, what super powers we would get, and if you would fight Mike Tyson everyday for a billion dollars, and Will takes us through the “Bubble Babes” erotica series descriptions on Amazon.

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Segment City Episode 219 - Did You Meet Your Partner in the Drivethrough?

I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose.

This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.

 

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Segment City Episode 218 - Deep Down All Frogs are Wizards

Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder money, and dumb thieves stealing the wrong cards. Also this episode, Theo has three taxidermied frogs to sell Will and an unsurprising food poisoning.

 

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Segment City Episode 217 - You Might Be a Nosferatu

If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu!

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets with three interesting sauces, Will takes us through the 2024 crimes including the crimes that spike at New Years and wacky crimes reported in Maricopa county Arizona, Theo takes the criminal discussion to Florida with three news stories of wild Floridamen making high speed chases in Santa suits, shooting Walmart drones, and running naked. Also this episode the boys talk about the wild world of Clown Fetishists and a bacon based food poisoning.

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Segment City Episode 216 - Such is the End of the Empire

Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair.

This week on the podcast Theo updates Will on his big pudding weekend in New York City, and they discuss Oreo’s latest product that some are calling the most Oreo Oreo ever. 

Will has stories from across the pond, including horror stories of cling wrap and just generally being out of touch with the world

Lastly, they take a trip to the taxidermy shop and end then end on another edition of Amazon Erotica.

 

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Segment City Episode 215 - Harry Cole's Life of Wild Deceptions

Do you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encounter? Well then you’ll love the story of Harry Cole and his misadventures!

This week on the podcast Theo brings the completely predictable rise and fall of Hawk Coin, and how Domino’s has entered the ranks of companies that completely missed the point of Squid Game.

Will introduces the next big technology sure to sweep the nation: The Human Washing Machine! Finally, he takes us through the life of Harry Cole, one of history’s most notorious backstabbers.

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Segment City Episode 214 - The Turkey Cannon Theory

What a culinary feast we have for you this week! How about some Salt Lake brined turkey for dinner with a side of glitter mashed potatoes? And what better to pair it with than a Pizza Hut Pizza Wine vintage circa 2024?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the newest and weirdest Hercule Poirot movie “A Haunting in Venice” and the “Wicked” movie, Will asks “Who is it for?” about a sound proof mask that goes over your mouth and allows you to have private conversation, Build-a-Bear Workshop’s head scratching collaboration with Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hutt’s pizza flavored wine, a message from Utah state police for people to stop brining their Thanksgiving turkeys in the Great Salt Lake, and going through some “r/AmItheAsshole” stories about a sister bringing disgusting food that she thought was a masterpiece.

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Segment City Episode 213 - New Years, New Rules!

Happy New Years! Hopefully 2025 will be better than 2024 and 2023 and 2022 and 2021 and it can’t be worse than 2020 and 2019…

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about strange Christmas gifts, how people deal with New Resolutions, Theo goes over his new Rules for 2025 which compounds on top of his absurd rules from previous years, upcoming Food and restaurant trends in 2025 including savory coffee flavors, getting saucier, higher quality convenience store offerings, and others! Also, a Wallace and Gromit-esq device leads to a New Years death.

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Segment City Episode 212 - There Are So Many Worse People Out There

We don’t think we’re better than everybody, but surely we’re better than somebody… right? You listening is a passive endorsement of this claim so come right in and enjoy!

This week on the podcast Theo brings news of a 93 year old Italian woman who’s still out there starting new businesses, but only specifically in Miami for some reason. He also has a report of just how many Uncrustables the NFL goes through each year, and it’s truly and ungodly amount.

Will has some updates about children being arrested for acting like animals, and has an unexpected history of the origins of TGI Friday’s.

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Segment City Episode 211 - The Vatican's New Anime Mascot

“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...”
“Slow down my son. They did what?”
“They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!”
The Pope then subtly closes a door to his One Piece merch collection. “Ah, yes, very unholy… But if you can’t beat em, why not join them?”

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s envy of a first class passenger on a flight having an Apple Vision Pro, some occupation based Hells (like how Gambler’s Hell is that they always win at the casino), Outback Steakhouses’ unhinged “Steakmas” promotion, the Vatican’s new Anime style mascot that is named Luci and the Internet’s naughty reaction, 9 of the most famous conspiracy theories concerning Walt Disney, and Will takes us through some McDonald’s urban legends!

 

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