Episodes
5 days ago
5 days ago
You ever go to the circus and see a man swallow a knife? And then of course you think to yourself — that looks easy, I bet I could do that. If so, please see a mental health professional, I cannot stress this enough you in no way should just try swallowing knives in your free time. If our podcast has done nothing else, please let this message reach someone.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the hilarity of the canned vegetable lobby, and whether pizza needs even more cheese. Will educates Theo on the infamous Legends Football League and its various iterations. Theo has some Florida Man reports, and Will rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.
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Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Segment City Episode 186 - Dr. Eggman’s Diabetes PSA
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
“Dr. Eggman, for the crime of turning animals into robots, this Court sentences you to do a series of diabetes Public Service Announcements!”
“But… I don’t have diabetes!”
“Then maybe you should see someone because if anyone has diabetes, it’s you…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Anime Boston, how romantic comedy movies fit into the “uncanny valley”, IHop’s collaboration with Sonic the Hedgehog featuring some Sonic themed breakfast treats, the mysterious case of a Russian radio station that is putting out disturbingly strange broadcasts that are thought to be used for spies or as a nuclear holocaust killswitch, Theo introduces us to “The Enhanced Games” which is a proposed athletic league that allows people to use whatever performance enhancing drugs they want in order to break world records, and a tale of a Wingstop food poisoning.
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Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Segment City Episode 185 - What Does Cause and Effect Taste Like?
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Nectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhinged websites we’ve ever come across.
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Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Segment City Episode 184 - Honest to Goodness Mad Science
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
…And honestly, in this day and age it’s hard to find people doing good scientific work! Well, I say good, but really it's more on the evil side. And by evil I mean stupid. Very stupid.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about a Russian man who taught Spanish at Will’s highschool, read up on what month people are most like to die, genetic engineering has gone awry as “Personal Pineapples” aka small pineapples that you can fit in your hand, social media advocating eating in the bathroom, the American debut of the KFC “Chizza” (which is pizza toppings on top of fried chicken cause what else could it be.), a Montreal man gets a letter from the Quebec government saying he was dead, and an 80 year old Montana man pleads guilty to making giant hybrid sheep for the most absurd reason imaginable.
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Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
New! From the idiots who bring you Segment City comes a new podcast that will change your life for the better. Have you been out on the beach scouring the rocks for bits of metal trash? Is your family pleading with you, “please father, just come inside, there’s a hurricane can’t you see?” Well we’re here to help!
This week on the podcast Theo and will contemplate new Peeps flavors, KFC’s latest crimes against humanity, and Will takes a trip to the Taxidermy Shop. The show rounds out with some advice on how to meet your biggest idol so all you Swifties stay tuned til the end!
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Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Segment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup Zone
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
You ever just need to be alone with your thoughts with your soup, uninterrupted by children? We completely get it. You're with friends here.
This week on the show Theo and Will discuss different monodiets and the perils that may come with them. Will takes us through the history of the Bermuda Triangle, and Theo unveils new rules for 2024!
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Segment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin Noises
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
It's hard being a Goblin. Nobody respects you. Everyone looks down on you (literally). And their always stealing my trinkets! But one day they'll see! I'll be a singer and make my Goblin noises where they will be appreciated!
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Theo’s tussle with an extra spicy chicken sandwich, Will’s Yankee Swap debacle featuring a maligned bag of frozen Ikea meatballs, the Instagram account “Mugshawties”, Theo laments the death of Fruitstripe gum with their disappearing flavor and temporary tattoos, Will takes us to the Bermuda Triangle with a “Conspiracy Query” about possible reasons why the Bermuda Triangle is more dangerous than other places, and Theo goes over some news stories including tales of a woman stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck (despite not eating any of the donuts), a woman is court ordered to work at Chipotle after assaulting an employee for bad service, and a zamboni driver gets fired for peeing in a drain. And Will reads a r/Confession about a person creeping around their home acting like a goblin.
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Segment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
“Ah, I see you have found my tree top castle tree house. Though you will find that you were a fool to come in here with all that tasty blood of yours- Is that an acorn? Even though I’m a vampire now, I’m still a squirrel. How about we trade the acorn for letting you live. Deal?”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what constitutes a Christmas stocking stuffer, news stories of car sized tumbleweeds, neon green canals in Venice, and bursting wine tanks flooding Portuguese streets. Also this episode, Doritos is collabing to create a Doritos Nacho Cheese Spirits, Will goes over some Mount Rushmore conspiracy theories, and Theo takes us back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to show off a squirrel senorita, a squirrel vampire pervert, and an out of proportion doll with a bunny’s head, and a conductor’s rigor leads to his death.
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Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Segment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
In this week’s episode we have a deep dive on the like of Rocky Aoki, a top contender for title of Most Interesting Man in the World. Founder of Benihana, speed boat racer, balloon pilot, and so many other monikers that are too many to list.
We also run you through a WikiHow on how to be annoying, tune in to see if you might unwittingly qualify.
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Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Segment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
“... It’s a tough competition this year at ‘The World’s Most Condescending Person’ competition! Despite France winning the majority of years, it might be- No, it looks like a French man won it again! And a physicist no less! Remind me to send him some congratulatory cigarettes…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how media keeps repeating itself, a Tumblr user’s list of “Phrases you can use in any situation”, Theo goes over his top movies, video games, shows, and books for the year, Will takes us through some Space news with a mysterious question mark formation caught on telescope and a prank photo from a French physicist of a “star” that was actually a zoomed in picture of chorizo, and a story of a UK 19 year old that lives like he is in the 1940s.
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