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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Friday Jul 22, 2022
Friday Jul 22, 2022
“I’m the one who knocks… and tells you that your antivirus software needs to be renewed. Does anyone have some meth?” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about hot/cold weather people, some of their best and worst jobs, Theo takes us through the insane life of John McAfee from his founding of the antivirus software that bears his name to his multiple failed presidential runs to his inevitable arrest, and Will takes us through the very strange Dylatov Pass Incident in which a group of Soviet hikers died in mysterious circumstances that have led to equally strange conspiracy theories!
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Thursday Jul 14, 2022
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
In Earth, Wind, and Fire’s hit song “Fantasy” the lyrics begin:
Every man has a place, in his heart there's a space
And the world can't erase his fantasies
This is of course referring to name brand orange juice which millennials can only dream of one day affording. We hope to eventually get there.
In this week’s episode, Theo brings food news regarding eating various foods in the shower, and a report of a man who beat a horse in a foot race. Will shares news of a man who inadvertently consumed enough pot gummies to pass out, and one of the grossest Amazon eroticas to date.
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Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Thursday Jun 30, 2022
It’s a bit of a cliché, isn’t it? The mad scientist killed by their hubris in a very literal way by their own invention. It is not a universal thing though. I mean, the guy who made the whoopie cushion hasn’t been launched into space from one exploding. So maybe these scientists should be working less on things that can explode at any point and work more on fart based engineering.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a wedding Will recently went to, tall discrimination, some “As Seen on TV” products (including one fake one) including the “Potato Express”, “Cream Fast”, and “EZegg”, Will goes over some inventors that were killed by their own inventions, Theo goes over the history of the “Norwegian Butter Crisis”, and Will lists the top 10 “Florida Man” stories of 2020.
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Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Mariah Carey wants a lot of things for Christmas, and first and foremost should be a pizza cookbook because apparently she has no idea what goes into making a pie.
This week on the show Theo brings an article about Pepsi’s newest offense to mankind — Pepsi-roni Pizza, and also takes us back down to visit the Taxidermy shop. Will also comes bearing pizza news, about the Pizza Cupcake which promises to reinvent the delicious pie. We’re still wondering if it needed reinventing. He also has a great selection of Amazon erotica to explore.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Yes, this is an unofficial index. Yes, it is used by a government agency. No, it is not the Waffle House Committee for Indecent Syrup Usage. And no, it is not for how much gastro-intestinal distress you will be in post waffle house trip, nor how drunk you have to be to go to Waffle House at 2am.
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about liking their body odor, stories from a Steampunk festival Will went to, Theo tells the tale of Johan de Witt who was a Dutch prime minister and the “Year of Disaster” (aka the “Year of Pants”) under his rule and his grizzly fate, Will goes over some strange syndromes and metrics including “Uncombable Hair Syndrome”, “The Truman Show Syndrome”, and “The Waffle House Index”, Theo goes over why Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza Tik Tok Musical is an insult (at least to the person who wrote the article).
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Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
“Excuse me sir, I think you may have accidentally taken my coffee — they called the name ‘Leader of the Party, the country, and the Army’ and that’s me.”
“WHAT?! How dare you insult me! This is an OUTRAGE! The only way to settle this… is with a balloon duel!”
“Uh I just wanted my coff—“
“BALLOON DUUUEEEELLLLL”
This week on the show, Theo brings forward the ongoing controversy surrounding the ‘vein’ on a Snickers bar, and Will tells the tale of Frenchmen balloon dueling. Also, Theo quizzes Will on his knowledge of Snoop Dogg, and Will lists all of Kim Jong-il’s titles (there are a ton).
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Thursday May 26, 2022
Thursday May 26, 2022
“This Sunday’s Eucharist has a great flavor profile. Notes of… crispy cracker with a hint of… nutmeg? Or is that just the flavors of our Savior? 10/10, great work Christ.”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about lemonade stand boys, what strange food combinations we don’t get, Theo asks “Are They the A**hole?” with stories from r/ AmITheA**hole with stories of fake drunkenness to avoid babysitting and a bratty bride who doesn’t allow plus ones to her wedding, Will takes us back in time to when Pepsi once owned the 6th largest army in the world, Theo takes us into the nightmare news that Jerry Seinfeld’s Pop Tart Movie is happening, and Will gets dark, spooky, and a lot naughty with “Amazon Erotica” where he covers the “Gang of Ghouls” series by Eva Chase where a wacky, cooky, crazy woman with her 4 ghost lovers go on a murder spree while being little bit ghoulish *winky face*
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Thursday May 05, 2022
Thursday May 05, 2022
This week on the podcast Theo and Will ponder hunky esports athletes and Theo tests Will with a game of Is This the Onion? featuring Criminal Mischief and talks through the Pusha T and Arby’s collab no one was asking for. Will brings a Wikipedia Historian about the moan heard around the world, and quizzes Theo on the best games made for each console generation.
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Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
“Order in the court! If God will not present himself or herself or itself then we cannot have a trial-” said the Judge.
“It is I who shall have order for I created the order of all things.” God said, descending from the sky.
“Well paint me yellow and call me a bee, it really is the Almighty. While you are in court, you must abide by my rules.”
“No being shall be above me. For such heresy, I shall give you what I call ‘The Ol’ Sodom and Gomorrah’.”
Anyway, so that’s my pitch for the beginning of the New New Testament.
This week on the podcast, Will calls Theo out, Theo talks about a man who saved thousands of dollars only eating at Six Flags, Will takes us on a Legal “Wikipedia Historian” covering “Lawsuits against God”, “The Matrix Defense”,“The Wookiee Defense”, and “The Shaggy Defense”, and Theo takes us through Video Game movies from worst to best MetaCritic score.
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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
When I say Sweet Cheesy, you say Pints! SWEET CHEESY! …. What? You weren’t asking for Kraft Mac and Cheese ice cream? Well too bad!
On this week’s episode, Theo and Will discuss the merits of savory ice cream and whether young people have ruined yet another great American treat. Will takes us through a round of wild international political slogans, and we take another trip down into the dungeon to visit the Taxidermist. Will rounds it out with an edition of Amazon Erotica featuring Crime High, where there are no rules. Well, actually there are some rules. You’ll have to listen to find out.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ