Segment City

“... Why do you ask?” The pilot responds, just as the duct tape holding the wings on fails.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Apple Vision Pro and its controversial price tag, a new pasta shape designed by a podcast called “Cascatelli”, McDonald’s newest nasty creation: The Hashbrown Oreo McFlurry Ice Cream Sandwich which combines hot potato with chocolate to really ruin your day, a woman wins a cheese rolling race down a hill despite being knocked unconscious, a MAGA supporter being scammed into buying “Trump Bucks”, and eBay listings for a mouse magician sawing someone in half, a possum’s head on a porcelain doll, and another animatronic possum doll bride that is perpetually screaming in the “Taxidermy Shoppe”. And Will takes us through some Nasty News including articles about a fertility doctor who used his own sperm but died in a plane crash in a plane that was hand built and a US reality TV star who had to end her fart in a jar business after she farted too much.

 

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Listen, the guy already has stunning locks, ripped abs, and the suffering look is really in right now. Why shouldn’t he show off his summer body in Japan? Well he has to walk there first, but that’s only going to make him more fit.

This week on the podcast, the Theo and Will talk about severing different parts of our personalities like the show “Severance”, if God farts and poops, a man who dumped 400 lbs. of pasta in the woods, the story of how Jesus moved to Japan after switching places with his brother, and America’s plan to nuke the Moon to scare the USSR.

 

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The accompanying marketing statement for this one said “dipping will never be the same” which… I dunno, I guess I’ll let you decide that one.

In this week’s episode we explore one of the weirdest “game changing” devices entering a McDonald’s near you. Will has two news stories of successful self defense with a slingshot, and a dog driving.

Theo takes will down the road of Farmer’s Only profiles to find a hot date.

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Do you think if you grew up and Mike Wazowski was still busting into your room every night with his comedy routine at some point you’d just… snap?

This week on the podcast Will brings a Conspiracy Query about a senator body swap, as well as a report of a woman having a full body… “expression of physical joy” during the philharmonic orchestra. 

Theo’s got a report of thousands of bees dumped on a highway, and a Wikipedia Historian investigating the link between a certain Pope’s grudge against cats and the black plague. Finally Will rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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And nothing is worse than a rude horse.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s preacher grandfather who revealed he hates organ music, how frustrating it is to watch content that is about your profession, going over stupid Tik Tok “foodhacks”, Will goes over the most obvious hitman plot ever as a Air National Guard put his resume on rentahitman.com (a fake hitman website), Theo continues the trend of dumb crime with stories about a bank robbery committed with a cucumber and a Taliban leader who turned himself in for his own wanted poster reward, and Will goes over the turbulent history of the “Society for Indecency to Naked Animals”, a parody group created to make fun of reporters by lobbying for animals to wear clothing.

 

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“Wanna see me eat 15 hotdogs? You don’t? Ok well I’m gonna do it anyways.”

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the mayhem in Philly when a kid challenges himself to a hotdog eating contest, and Will walks us through the downfall of beloved (by someone) sandwich chain, Quiznos. Following all those food segments, Theo has one of the least appetizing editions of the Taxidermy Shop yet featuring a creator who attempted to power wash one of their creations to a pretty horrifying end.

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“I love this gorilla and he loves me! At least, I think he does. He mostly bares his teeth at me and gives me the thumb across the neck hand signal, which must mean love in Gorilla…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the Danish “Kageman” or “Cake Man” that is a tradition that is only meant to disturb children, Theo takes us on the flavor journey that is the Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream, Will tells us the newest scientific breakthrough as Scientists unveil a meatball made from cloned mammoth meat, Theo recounts a Gorilla attacking a guest in a Dutch zoo with surprising motives, and Will explains how to stay calm during confrontations.

 

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Don’t get the title of this episode twisted, I promise it has nothing to do with Jack Daniels. You’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means.

This week on the podcast Will talks about the many methods of getting rid of lionfish, as well as a report on the new nutritious Lunchables. Which is pretty much admitting that they weren’t nutritious before, but hey who’s even paying attention. He also talks about a man who is re-enacting Easter to the most literal degree for the 33rd time in a row.

Theo has a story of a lawsuit that somehow made it all the way up to the Supreme Court which really made us wonder, “Shouldn’t someone less qualified handle this?” He’s also got a trio of Florida Men back up to their classic hijinks.

Also, Will ends the show with a truly marvelous review of Spongebob: The Musical which you won’t want to miss.

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Tip #1: Don't. We need loyal drones- I mean, employees to do the heavy lifting while the C-Suite goes and plays their 12 game of golf this week.

 

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about sending postcards in 2023, how weird modern advertisements are, Campbell’s soup’s strange new Ghost Pepper soup, Will tells you “How to Quit Your Job without Burning Bridges” (as literally written by HR), and Theo takes us back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to show us some terrifying celebrity cosplay rats including one that looks like John Belushi from Animal House, Austin Powers, and also a mysterious totally real (not fake) pirate treasure from eBay.

 

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Come on down to the Multi-Head No-Head On Average Normal Amounts of Heads Hut! We’re working on a new name, but hey you’re here to take a look at creatures with variable amounts of heads, not analyze our branding.

This week on the podcast Theo reports on the return of the KFC Double Down, a truly chaotic creation making it’s re-debut. He also brings a selection of posts from the subreddit Am I the Devil for Will to witness how terrible people are to one another.

Will has an article on How to Quit Anything, which (spoiler alert) doesn’t cover the range advertised. He also has a Wikipedia Historian on Mike the Headless chicken and his 18 months of fame.

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