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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Fashion. Glamour. Throwing wine in people’s face.
Known around the globe for being morons, the Kardashians have done it again with a new beauty treatment that involves injecting something quite unexpected into their faces. I’m not going to give it away here, you have to listen to find out! Thought I’d give it away for free in the episode description? Think again!
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss what their optimal biome is, and Theo brings stories of Andre the Giant’s incredible drinking stats, and another of what has to be the world’s worst art criminal.
Will has several stories we’ve dubbed “Internet as F***” that you won’t want to miss, alongside another edition of Amazon Erotica.
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Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Looks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles as giving us weird flavors? Actually it’s probably exactly that.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a dangerously boozy 4th of July sangria, how Bostonians really are, debunking the white “Mystery Flavor” Airhead, we light up a segment about The International Church of Cannabis in Denver, CO, Theo takes us into the shady history of Colonel Sanders of KFC fame.
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Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
Fame. Glory. The eternal love of dozens of live viewers. Just think your how your life could change forever if you were to win the Excel championships and show the whole world how much of a freak in the sheets you are.
This week on the podcast Theo and will discuss the new DiGiorno and Deadpool pizza collab, as well as a new flavor of cotton candy that’s just hit the streets: Ranch. Will has the stories of Taco Bell art heists, and finally Theo has a report of the 2023 Excel World Champsionships.
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Wednesday Jul 17, 2024
Wednesday Jul 17, 2024
Are we now part of a whale based cult? Maybe. Is the whale now part of our cosmology? Possibly. But was the seafood potluck they put on great? Absolutely. A little heavy on the krill though…
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about times they were disrespectful, how scams have progressed and yet have not, Renowned hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut not going to a hotdog eating competition because of sponsorship disputes, two strange Salt Lake City monuments that have taken on new religious meaning including the Gilgal Sculpture Garden with a sphinx with the face of Joseph Smith and a rainbow whale that has created its own (possibly ironic) religion, the boys go down into the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to see a mouse in a cup of hot chocolate, a gothic racoon, and a terrifying rabbit babydoll.
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Friday Jul 12, 2024
Friday Jul 12, 2024
Put your hand in the box. What’s in the box, you ask? Pain. And Cheez. Mostly Cheez if we’re honest. Okay fine, there’s no pain it’s just a box of Cheez-Its, stop ruining this for me!
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest in Cheez-It technology, and Will has a scientific breakdown of what words are funny. Theo has a review of the Icon of the Seas, the biggest cruise ship ever to hit the open ocean, along with some tales of the terrible people who boarded it.
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Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
“Welcome back to QVC! The channel for selling strange products even though the internet exists. Today we have a… Buy 1 grill, get 10 free? This can’t be right. I know I’m breaking character but that’s a really dumb deal. What does the company get out of giving out free grills? Ugh. Whatever. Next we have a lobster shaped monster truck for sale…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about “Furiosa”, what media or pop culture that we missed the boat on, a lobster shaped monster truck named “Crushstation” that accidentally cut a powerline, Red Lobster’s disastrous endless shrimp deal, another strange deal with a “Buy 1 grill and get 10 for free!”, some reported candy facts (aka candy PR), Will tells us how to cope with falling in love with a fictional character.
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Everyone dreams of attaining eternal glory. This can come in many forms, perhaps winning a major battle, or inventing the next life saving device. Or maybe all it takes is snapping a photo of a single small bird.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss how life seems to slow down after listening to podcasts on 2x speed. Will has a story of a man who wrote the book on comedy and we’re here to judge the results. Will also has a report of which countries have the most prison escapes by helicopter. Theo brings a news report of fake pandas in a Chinese zoo, and how one man’s bird photo has made him the messiah of the birding community.
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Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
“Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!”
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s embarrassing wader situation, the problem with glass ketchup bottles, what movies would be the funniest to be remade within the Cars Universe, Doritos collaboration with Mountain Dew to create a new Baja Fiery Mango soda based chip flavor, the story of the crossdressing spy Shi Pei Pu who embroiled a French diplomat in a complex espionage plot, Bumble’s new AI concierge service that will allow your AI to go on dates with other people’s AI concierges to figure out compatibility.
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Japan has a mascot for everything. Like literally, everything. A Jacuzzi faucet mascot? Check. One for the municipal train system? Check. A colon mascot to get your excited for your colonoscopy? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a wide range of topics, starting with Marvel movies and their ongoing listlessness. Will brings up the question of different media that should have clicked, but for some reason just doesn’t. He’s also got an investigation into mascot culture in Japan.
Theo has a review of Pancake breakfast ramen and runs Will through the recent Drake versus Kendrick rap beef.
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Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that shapes rice balls with young women’s armpits (presumably for perverts), Will tells us how to (maybe?) clean yourself with only a lemon instead of traditional soap, the kidnapping of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse by two idiot mechanics, and Will reads us the descriptions of the “Big Burly Romance Series” by Cassi Hart all based on different manly professions such as cowboy, oil rig worker, and blacksmith.
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