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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
“Welcome back to QVC! The channel for selling strange products even though the internet exists. Today we have a… Buy 1 grill, get 10 free? This can’t be right. I know I’m breaking character but that’s a really dumb deal. What does the company get out of giving out free grills? Ugh. Whatever. Next we have a lobster shaped monster truck for sale…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about “Furiosa”, what media or pop culture that we missed the boat on, a lobster shaped monster truck named “Crushstation” that accidentally cut a powerline, Red Lobster’s disastrous endless shrimp deal, another strange deal with a “Buy 1 grill and get 10 for free!”, some reported candy facts (aka candy PR), Will tells us how to cope with falling in love with a fictional character.
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Everyone dreams of attaining eternal glory. This can come in many forms, perhaps winning a major battle, or inventing the next life saving device. Or maybe all it takes is snapping a photo of a single small bird.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss how life seems to slow down after listening to podcasts on 2x speed. Will has a story of a man who wrote the book on comedy and we’re here to judge the results. Will also has a report of which countries have the most prison escapes by helicopter. Theo brings a news report of fake pandas in a Chinese zoo, and how one man’s bird photo has made him the messiah of the birding community.
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Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
“Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!”
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s embarrassing wader situation, the problem with glass ketchup bottles, what movies would be the funniest to be remade within the Cars Universe, Doritos collaboration with Mountain Dew to create a new Baja Fiery Mango soda based chip flavor, the story of the crossdressing spy Shi Pei Pu who embroiled a French diplomat in a complex espionage plot, Bumble’s new AI concierge service that will allow your AI to go on dates with other people’s AI concierges to figure out compatibility.
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Japan has a mascot for everything. Like literally, everything. A Jacuzzi faucet mascot? Check. One for the municipal train system? Check. A colon mascot to get your excited for your colonoscopy? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a wide range of topics, starting with Marvel movies and their ongoing listlessness. Will brings up the question of different media that should have clicked, but for some reason just doesn’t. He’s also got an investigation into mascot culture in Japan.
Theo has a review of Pancake breakfast ramen and runs Will through the recent Drake versus Kendrick rap beef.
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Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that shapes rice balls with young women’s armpits (presumably for perverts), Will tells us how to (maybe?) clean yourself with only a lemon instead of traditional soap, the kidnapping of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse by two idiot mechanics, and Will reads us the descriptions of the “Big Burly Romance Series” by Cassi Hart all based on different manly professions such as cowboy, oil rig worker, and blacksmith.
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Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Birds. You know them. You love them. But have you ever thought about trying to catch them all? Some say if you do, you are granted the title of Ultimate Bird Nerd for all eternity.
This week on the podcast Theo has a breakdown of Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese Ramen, and Will has an amazing tale of a group of extreme birders who attempt to see as many birds in a day as they can. From meticulously planning their route over the year all the way through the 24 hour sprint of a day, we’ll bring you through the whole story!
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Thursday May 02, 2024
Thursday May 02, 2024
Can a man get limbs blown off, had his eye taken out, and escape a POW camp well into his old age? Only if you are the most daredevil soldier who ever lived! Join us this week and you to can realize what a baby you really are!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about “Boondock’s Saints”, a write in stupid thought about headlights being car’s eyes, Pringle’s collaboration with Crocs including a new flavor and a Pringle’s holster, how Chilean TV integrated a beer ad for Cerveza Cristal into Star Wars, and how Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart (aka “The Unkillable Soldier”) threw himself into not one, not two, but THREE wars during his lifetime and somehow survived them all, and opened water bottles cause itching?
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
You ever go to the circus and see a man swallow a knife? And then of course you think to yourself — that looks easy, I bet I could do that. If so, please see a mental health professional, I cannot stress this enough you in no way should just try swallowing knives in your free time. If our podcast has done nothing else, please let this message reach someone.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the hilarity of the canned vegetable lobby, and whether pizza needs even more cheese. Will educates Theo on the infamous Legends Football League and its various iterations. Theo has some Florida Man reports, and Will rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.
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Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
“Dr. Eggman, for the crime of turning animals into robots, this Court sentences you to do a series of diabetes Public Service Announcements!”
“But… I don’t have diabetes!”
“Then maybe you should see someone because if anyone has diabetes, it’s you…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Anime Boston, how romantic comedy movies fit into the “uncanny valley”, IHop’s collaboration with Sonic the Hedgehog featuring some Sonic themed breakfast treats, the mysterious case of a Russian radio station that is putting out disturbingly strange broadcasts that are thought to be used for spies or as a nuclear holocaust killswitch, Theo introduces us to “The Enhanced Games” which is a proposed athletic league that allows people to use whatever performance enhancing drugs they want in order to break world records, and a tale of a Wingstop food poisoning.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Nectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhinged websites we’ve ever come across.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ