Segment City

I hope you ghosts and ghouls have a skin crawling, bone chilling, spine tingling Halloween!

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the 1995 Casper the Friendly Ghost movie, Kimberly J. Brown’s (“Marney” from HalloweenTown) collab with McAllister’s Deli, a UK man fined for dressing as a ghost and scaring people in the cemetery, the story of a masturbating ghost of a monkey that resides in Athelhampton Hall in Dorset, some odd Japanese mascot costumes including an angler fish, a penguin enima, a bondage bunny, a floor plan wrestler, and a realistic kappa, and Will takes us through some Halloween erotica, including “Halloween Craving”, “Scream for Us”, “Enslaved By Monsters”, “How Not to Resurrect the Dead”, and more!

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Exploded? Get it? Like a firewo- You know what guys, I’m fed up with this second rate material. Listen to this episode if you want to know about fireworks.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about backhanded compliments, how people’s quirks become their personality as they grow up, if podcasts will eventually cover every imaginable topic, Hot Pocket’s Zip-Off Sleeve Christmas Sweater press release, how the fireworks market has grown, the story of a returned Van Gogh from a smash and grab heist, and more Presidental Nominee gaffs that ended their careers including Gerald Ford’s delusional Eastern Bloc double down and Richard Nixon’s disastrous TV debate with JFK.

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Jeeves is a peculiar butler who we aren’t sure if we like having around. He makes cold sandwiches, but doesn’t do laundry. He can’t cook but will tisk children if they are misbehaving. And he’s very protective about his Sunday activities.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the Boston “Mobsters and Lobsters” tour, and the new Ghost Burger from Carl’s Junior. Will has a news story of Al Pacino encountering the void, and then they dive into some hypotheticals.

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Toxic masculinity? Never heard of it! Especially here at Hooter’s Air where our motto is "Fly a mile high with us." (No really that was the motto. Yuck.)

This week on the podcast Theo and Will talk about showing power points of vacations, the problem with reaction content creators, a recent drone display of Steve Harvey’s face in Atlanta, the arrival of “Demure Fall”, the “Uncanny Valley” makeup trend on Tik Tok, perusing “r/AmItheAsshole” to determine if a sister is allowed to be angry after being used as a pit stop when her sister was in town when she wanted to spend quality time with her and a story about a mother sleeping with her daughter’s boyfriend’s dad, and the infamous history of Hooter’s Air.

 

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Sometimes you type something and think, “What am I doing with my life?” Writing that episode title was one of those for me. 

This week on the pod Will discusses just how historically attractive he really is, and predictably Theo is having none of it. He also brings the story of the world’s toughest gut as awarded by the Guinness Book of World Records.

Theo brings news of the the haul of prizes Olympic medalists are being awarded with around the world, and a report of Michael Bay’s film adaptation of Skibidi Toilet.

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Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so, then you might need to sign up for Adult Daycare…

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about takin’ a big ol’ bite of a sandwich, ranking what pets Theo likes and doesn’t like, British recipes that were supposed to emulate bananas in WWII, Will reads a WikiHow article on “7 Ways to Know You are Addicted to Adult Diapers”, and Theo delves into the conspiracy theory that Avril Lavigne has actual died and been replaced by a clone, 

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This week on the podcast we ask a very simple question: Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? I feel like that’s enough of a hook that right now you already have lots of opinions on this, and you can bet Theo and Will do too!

Tune in to hear us discuss stealing an Olympic baby and how the weight of visitors is changing tourism in Japan. Will also brings a wild story of a Norwegian espionage operation, and Theo has some posts from Am I the Asshole in which one man explodes his whole family dynamic while at a baby shower.

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We could have a whole kissing session while that big green man with big bolts in his neck looks on. And we could even get a burger and then makeout later in the Frankenstein museum!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new movie about the history of Pop Tarts, a Niagara Falls Burger King connected to a Frankenstein museum that has a Frankenstein roller coaster on its roof, the absurd world of house number numerology where different house numbers have different energies, the boys go back to “The Taxidermy Shoppe” to look at a lot of decapitated taxidermy possum and coyotes attached to creepy Victorian era dolls.

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Fashion. Glamour. Throwing wine in people’s face.

Known around the globe for being morons, the Kardashians have done it again with a new beauty treatment that involves injecting something quite unexpected into their faces. I’m not going to give it away here, you have to listen to find out! Thought I’d give it away for free in the episode description? Think again!

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss what their optimal biome is, and Theo brings stories of Andre the Giant’s incredible drinking stats, and another of what has to be the world’s worst art criminal.

Will has several stories we’ve dubbed “Internet as F***” that you won’t want to miss, alongside another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Looks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles as giving us weird flavors? Actually it’s probably exactly that.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a dangerously boozy 4th of July sangria, how Bostonians really are, debunking the white “Mystery Flavor” Airhead, we light up a segment about The International Church of Cannabis in Denver, CO, Theo takes us into the shady history of Colonel Sanders of KFC fame.

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