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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Thursday Jan 05, 2023
Thursday Jan 05, 2023
What does the Most American Cookie™ contain? Freedom. Fireworks. Flatulence. The big 3 F’s.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the official 2022 Word of the Year, and Theo brings the news of Subway’s Cookie… innovations? Is that the word we’re allowing them to use? Additionally, Theo quizzes Will in another edition of Is This the Onion?
Will has an In the News about Simon Cowell’s melting face, and a Conspiracy Query with some local relevance.
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Friday Dec 16, 2022
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Yes, it is people competing to construct furniture. Categories include: Any %, 100% Completion, and Furniture Elimination. We have already called “Dibs” on all rights to the idea for the sport, so no stealing!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about compliments that changed our behavior, Theo investigates the history of horny corporate account Tweets sparked by Nutter Butters’ recent thirst posts, Will and Theo interview Will’s friend Althea who details her idea for… Competitive Furniture Building? We get into rules, terminology, corporate crossovers, and the Home Improvement Xtreme (HIX) Games. And Will goes into the history of the legendary “Furry Trout”!
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Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
This hog is going to MESS UP YOUR DAY! He’s fully kitted — glasses? Check. Beer? Check. Nunchucks? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Will discovers Theo is a Scooby Doo villain when they discuss collecting masks. Theo runs through 2022’s hottest food themed pet names, and then brings Will down underground to visit the Taxidermy Shop. Will has a review of the hit blockbuster “Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot!” which you won’t want to miss, and then talks us through some truly uncomfortable Furby glitches.
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Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
What do we know about Mark Wahlberg? Well, he’s from Boston. And that must mean he loves a good tea party. And that he loves Dunkin’. Oh, and of course that he has a troubled past and is struggling with inner demons.
On this week’s show, Will and Theo discuss a recent trip in which they witnessed the world’s biggest jump, Theo brings an edition of ‘Is this the Onion?’ and a synopsis of critically acclaimed movie ‘Zombeavers’. Will reads a typical manuscript of any movie set in Boston, and tells us about the great Spaghetti Tree Hoax.
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Thursday Nov 17, 2022
Thursday Nov 17, 2022
Craigslist Missed Connections Ad: Man L4 Rotisserie Chicken that got away. 39 others did not, but can’t stop thinking about it. Bring me a rotisserie chicken and you may Observe the Consumption.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how Will is getting better at conversation, Theo tells a tale about a modern Icarus who ate 40 chickens over 40 day and put up posters to advertise him eating the 40th one on an old pier, Will goes over a newstory of a fake bomb threat at their alma mater Northeastern University, Theo takes Will back to the “Texidermy Shop” to show off “Mickey Mouse” (who is definitely not a Mickey Mouse rip off), a frontier mouse, and a spooky low quality graveyard mouse threatened by a big hand, and Will regales us with the story of New Zealand’s 1930s exploding pants epidemic.
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Wednesday Nov 09, 2022
Wednesday Nov 09, 2022
Hey man, stop being such a harsh realm and ruining all the grunge vibes. Wait what? These aren’t real terms? But I read the New York Times!
This week on the podcast Will takes us through the wild (and definitely true) glossary of terms used in the grunge music scene. Theo placates our deepest Thanksgiving fears thanks to the Butterball corporation, and brings a Wikipedia Historian segment about the wild history of Palisade, Nevada.
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Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
“Hey kids! Are you ready to eat the newest and nastiest food condiment from your favorite naughty card game company, Cards Against Humanity?”
“NO!”
“Haha great! And it even includes a special prize inside for whoever can reach it first…!”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk visit iwaspoisoned.com which features all your food poisoning needs including user reports of when and where they got sick, Theo goes over Cards Against Humanity’s latest publicity stunt: Clam-O-Naise! The disgusting flavored mayo of yore (and by that I mean they gaslit Helman’s, the famed mayo company, into thinking they produced it at one point) and hid a card pack in each jar. Riffle through that mayo, kids! And if you’re lucky, you’ll get a card with a naughty word on it! Will then takes us through the history of Slimer and how he got his trademark disgusting look and Theo recounts the time people were worried about the deadly effects of Haley’s Comet in 1910. And Will goes over some leftover Halloween “Amazon Erotica” including the “Monsters Ever After” series.
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Friday Oct 28, 2022
Friday Oct 28, 2022
So you’ve decided to pop in, have you? Do you know what day it is? Well, probably not Halloween day as of you listening to this episode, but close enough! Prepare for extra special Halloween segments!
This week on the podcast, Will walks us through the story of the Bell Witch, an apparition reported to have been so real as to even kill someone! Theo brings a collection of goofy scary movies, as well as a report of the largest pumpkin grown this year, and an interview with Halloween’s most hated villain: raisins. And finally, Will caps it off, of course, with a Halloween Amazon Erotica.
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Friday Oct 21, 2022
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Turns out, Loch Ness monster was an not a spooky spirit, but a beautiful angel that immediately emerged ad destroyed the priest for his blasphemy with angelic rays of light coming out of its mouth
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new Kith streetwear collection, Will continues his investigation into the documentary “Hellier” by going over some contrasting reviews of the show, goes over some strange theories in the book “The Goblin Universe”, and goes into a real reported Goblin story that made its mark in American folklore as the “Hopkinsville Goblins”! And finally, Theo brings us into the unsolved mystery of what happened to Michael Rockefeller when he was on an anthropological mission to study the people of New Guinea.
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Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
You look like you ain’t from around here… What? You never seen a rat ridin’ a chicken? This is perfectly natural! God made rat, and then he made a beast for the rat to ride around on, simple as that.
In this episode, Will is once again visited by the taxidermist who tempts him with some amazing deals. Theo and Will discuss the merits of S’mores Pepsi flavors, and Will brings a segment about the reality TV show Black/White and another about Kentucky Goblins.
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