Segment City

Make no mistake -- the first step in the process is to throw your morals straight out the window. WikiHow might have a list of steps that says otherwise, but really you got yourself into this position so reckon with that first.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo talk about the Joey Chestnut’s legendary attempt at Buffalo wings, and Will brings us through a WikiHow article on seducing your professor. Theo has a Wikipedia Historian on the Baker Street Robbery and how it almost succeeded.

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Turns out that the Red Scare just made the weirdos weirder and the regular people weirder too. That’s what happens when a weirdo leads the country on his weirdo crusade against ideas he doesn’t like.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what horror movie tropes creep us out, the 5 best food based Halloween costumes, a food that apparently neutralizes garlic breath, the surprisingly history of Renaissance Fairs, and we go to the Drama Corner about a woman who goes nuclear on her boyfriend’s life when she figures out he is cheating on her.

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Imagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, assassin.” he says, brandishing his blade. You then pull out a Glock and light him up.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting old, new slang terms like “rizz”, Taco Bell’s experimental Baja Blast Gelato, a biggest Loch Ness monster hunt in 50 years, a man who puts a £50,000 Isis bounty on his own head (don’t worry, he has a sword for self defense), we go into the Drama Corner with a story from r/BestofRedditorUpdate featuring a Joe Rogan fan providing an ultimatum to his girlfriend, and we go over How To avoid being labeled a Weeaboo.

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Lemme get this straight — you’re telling me I could have had 7.5 days per week every week for my entire life and all I had to do was realize how to count properly? I’ve thrown away so much time! My youth!

This week on the podcast Theo has a report of a few Florida residents up to their old shenanigans. Will brings us a legendary forum debate that is bound to leave you dumber for having listened to it. Finally, we round out the podcast with one of the best Taxidermy Shop segments to date.

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“You have climbed all the way up this mountain to receive my wisdom. What would you like to know?” the Guru said.
“My cat Sprinkles seems mad at me, so I thought you would, like, maybe, help me to apologize.”
“If that is what you are asking then I think you have bigger problems.”

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about impulse shopping, which is more stressful: Physical mail or email, Oscar Myers releasing a disgusting straw that looks and tastes like a hot dog, how to apologize to a cat, we go into the Drama Corner with a rage inducing story from r/BestofRedditorUpdates about a disputed flower girl role in a wedding, and we get hot and steamy with Amazon Erotica where we go over “Nanny for the Neighbors” by Lily Gold.

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Some call it the newest diet, we call it the newest way of being. Introducing: The all gravy diet. It’s really more of a lifestyle than anything, and if you’ve been looking for a way to cleanse your body and replace your natural fluids with this thick delicious brown goop then you’re in the right place.

This week on the podcast Theo has a report from Santa Claus, Indiana where they’re building a gravy themed rollercoaster that is sure to delight. He also has a Wikipedia Historian story of the crazy Nazi scheme to crash the British economy during World War 2, and an unlikely tale that came from it.

In the spirit of the 80th anniversary of the Wizard of Oz, Will takes us through a collection of horrifying true facts about the production of the movie. He also takes us through some sound advice for how to communicate with someone during their final days.

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Nothing like being bullied at a family gathering and then they get to move 20 spaces just to rub it in.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about learning Parcheesi for the first time, how there should be a ego price to having cutesy generated avatars, why Mark Zuckerberg might beat Elon Musk in their boxing match, the German children’s television character Brundt das Brot who is a depressed piece of toast, Theo tells us about the Baltimore Gold Horde which was gold found by some boys in a cellar of a tenement not once but twice, and Will teaches us How to… take a better showers.

 

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This week on the podcast we get straight into it! No intros, right to the segments!

Will tells us the story of the Demon Cat that haunts Washington DC who terrorizes lazy security guards and generally wreaks havoc. He also has more news of the Australian artist who really loves making people uncomfortable, and finally he brings us over to Amazon Erotica.

Theo’s got news of a Skittles and French’s Mustard collaboration you’ll never guess! Ok well there’s really only one thing that collab could be so maybe you could guess. He’s also got a collection of Florida Man stories which mostly, unsurprisingly, have to do with Gators.

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I don’t think it is terrifying! In fact, I believe more balloon creatures should have breasts! Actually please don’t quote me on that…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the “Barbenheimer” trend, if they would have weird digestion patterns for a million dollars, Hooters opening 6 units in Florida and Las Vegas, people getting upset at a busty seagull statue in Massachusetts and a multi-breasted whale hot air balloon in Australia, Theo takes us down to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” where he shows off eBay listings for a mouse in a teacup, a shitty Shakespearean mouse, and a baby doll with a possum’s head, and Will brings us some “Amazon Erotica” and describes the first two books of the “Ghostly Guardian” series by Louisa Masters.

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If you’re thinking about visiting the old asylum, make sure you’ve got all the gear you need: flashlight, electroscope, magnetic field detectors, the whole lot. But ghosts hate that Devil’s lettuce, leave that stuff home or you might drive em wild with anger.

This week on the podcast Theo brings the latest concoction from Burger King Thailand, the Cheeeeesburger. He also has another batch of Farmer’s Only profiles.

Will has a Wikipedia Historian about a very dumb cultist, and how Gen Z is using a British accent as a self defense mechanism.

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