Segment City

“... It’s a tough competition this year at ‘The World’s Most Condescending Person’ competition! Despite France winning the majority of years, it might be- No, it looks like a French man won it again! And a physicist no less! Remind me to send him some congratulatory cigarettes…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how media keeps repeating itself, a Tumblr user’s list of “Phrases you can use in any situation”, Theo goes over his top movies, video games, shows, and books for the year, Will takes us through some Space news with a mysterious question mark formation caught on telescope and a prank photo from a French physicist of a “star” that was actually a zoomed in picture of chorizo, and a story of a UK 19 year old that lives like he is in the 1940s.

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It’s a holiday roundup! This week’s podcast has entirely Christmas and holiday themed segments, just in time for you to sit around the fire with your family and all tune in to Segment City.

Theo has a report of a Taco Bell holiday party that went completely off the rails, and a collection of festive Florida Man stories.

Will has a bundle of Santa crime news stories, and an edition of Amazon Erotica that’s wrapped up just for you ;)

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“EVERYBODY STAND BACK! We have a rouge otter on the loose! His many crimes are too horrific to describe, but I will try. For 324 acts of smashing clams against his belly, 420 acts of squeaking adorably, stealing 3 surfboards, and for 1 act of negligent homicide, we have to throw him in jail. But if he squeaks for a 421st time then maybe we’ll put him on parole- Oh and he just did so he has to be on parole now.”

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how different the Polar Express movie differs from the book, Denny’s new drive through option, Post Malone buying a $2,000,000 Magic the Gathering card, the search for an outlaw otter, a dog named Scooter who won the “World’s Ugliest Dog” Competition, two stories Thanksgiving tales from “r/ AmItheAsshole featuring an angry girlfriend who was pushed into the kitchen for Thanksgiving and a bratty son who ate all the meats and cheeses meant for Thanksgiving, and the tale of Dusty the Klepto kitty who stole a treasure trove of items from his neighborhood.

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Hey, what’s the deal with airplanes? They’re like a room, but move diagonally? And they don’t serve oats. Listen I’m a horse, I really shouldn’t be here.

This week on the podcast Will talks about his recent 10 year high-school reunion and all the wacky characters he reunited with there. He’s also got some thoughts on what makes a good pet, and some news stories covering a slew of topics from pizza restaurant robbery to the world’s oldest skydiver. 

Theo’s got a recent report of a horse that got loose on a plane, as well as a Domino's pizza glitch that resulted in cheesy chaos.

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Have you been getting bored of your life? Have you tired of being so hairless and not blue? Have you been looking for that push to finally get into the Furry community? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Get all your furry advice from two men who have never been furries nor have engaged in their community!

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about their personal picks for best pie flavors and US regional pies, Cinemark’s insane ploy to get popcorn, Icees, and other theater snacks delivered to your door, Will explains “How To” be a Furry, and Theo brings us back to the 15th century to discuss “Flighting”, an old type of insult battle for the entertainment of nobles in court.

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You are in for a wild ride on this week’s show, the segments are coming fast out of left field!

This week Will and Theo discuss haircuts and shaving, and Will introduces Theo (and the world) to Combat Juggling. Theo brings news on the world’s most expensive hotdog, and a segment on the world’s richest dog.

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We have all heard the saying “When you only have a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Well, decipher the title of this episode and tell us what it means because I don’t know.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about temporary tattoos, reckless Boston drivers,  the New York Times’ list of best food innovations like a 3d frosting tool, new types of avocado, voice automated mixers, instant grilled cheese, and more! Also on this episode Will asks Theo “What Sounds Better to You?” with a variety of foods that have different names in the USA and the UK, and Theo takes us to the Taxidermy Shoppe to show off some nightmarish taxidermy listings on eBay such as a superhero flying squirrel, an antique doll with a demon bunny head attached, and a cowboy mouse riding a squirrel.

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This week on the podcast Theo and Will muse about which fruits could next have advertising on them, and Theo has a million dollar sandwich idea. He’s also brought the story of a man who single-handedly developed an operating system for the big man himself. Will’s brought instructions on how to craft your perfect fursona, as well as some spooky Amazon erotica finds.

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Can we really be labeled as a comedy podcast when we spend the majority of an episode talking about a famous murderer? Frankly my dear listeners, I don’t give a damn.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting rid of tough weeds, what our first Halloween costumes memories are, seasonal pumpkin spiced red vines, Will tells the horrid (and lengthy) tale of Gilles de Rais who was the right hand man of Joan of Arc as well as a real life fairy tale villain and murderer.

 

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Frankly, I think they need to cool it on the cream of chicken soup, but hey I’m just some guy so don’t listen to me. 

This week on the show we are joined by the one and only Rachel Robison! She’s brought us a collection of wacky foods from Utah to react to. Theo also has a story of a maybe real life ancient alien?

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