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Segment City Episode 129 - For Tax Reasons!

There are a lot of reasons to get married. Love. Convenience. Gaining political power. But to make people drive hours to your hastily constructed marriage (despite having years to plan it, like a kid getting his project done the night before it's due) because you want the tax breaks for being married! Uncool. At least it had an open bar…

 

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s dentist lamentations, Theo talks about a suspected professional chess cheating scandal using a very… interesting method, Will recounts a wedding he went to that featured funeral music, a partying bartender, and drunk mom interrogations, and Theo highlights “Wheel of Fugitive” in which a Sheriff selects a “Fugitive of the Week” using a game show wheel that, unsurprisingly, is facing controversy.

 

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Segment City Episod 128 - Raw Meat Influencer

Living within you there are two wolves. One loves to eat raw meat. The other thinks maybe that’s not such a great idea since while they do live within you, they know humans aren’t suited to doing that.

This week Theo recounts a few stories from his recent trip to Norway, and discusses the merits of Kevin Hart’s new plant based restaurant. He also has a new sub-topic of In the News which we’re calling, Boy This Individual Really Went Off the Rails. Will Has a report of millennials sunning their perennials, and a raw meat influencer who’s making it happen.

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Segment City Episode 127 - Highway to the Alfredo Zone

Do you think Kenny Loggins knew that his hit song would be the basis of a joke about an alfredo based traffic incident? Probably not. Did he know it would be used to show shirtless dudes playing volleyball and promoting the Air Force. Honestly, probably. 

 

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the uselessness of Citronella candles, Will’s recent death defying trip the Acadia National Park, Theo shares the story of a jerk who won an art contest with an AI generated art work, Will goes over the news of a truck transporting Alfredo sauce covering a highway in the creamy sauce and New York residents being carded for whip cream aerosol cans, Theo goes over the bold and bad new product: Cold dogs aka hot dog ice cream (and they didn’t commit because the cowards didn’t even make it completely hot dog flavored, it is partially chocolate flavored), and Will goes over a complex tale involving a boozy cookie business, an insane news reporter, and an affair that led to the resignation of Anchorage’s mayor.

 

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Segment City Episode 126 - Alien Adjacent

Have you ever sat next to an alien on the bus? Maybe they whispered a secret in your ear, offering you advanced medical technology available to the public? Maybe you then decided you would use that totally real experience to start a cult?

In this week’s episode Theo brings a segment on the latest creation of Papa Johns, the “Papa Bowl” and revisits those old commercials where the guy put his social security number on the side of a truck, remember that?

Will has a Wikipedia historian on snail racing and a news story of the supposed Canadian “Q Anon Queen” who apparently thought trying to arrest the police was a good idea.

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Segment City Episode 125 - Extreme Ooze for Extreme Dudes

Are you sure you’re TOUGH and MACHO enough for this OOOOOZE?! Well, just rub it on your groin and it will give you the toughest thing of all: CANCER!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Theo’s disastrous tasting of lobster ice cream, not knowing other people’s pooping habits, Theo begins his eternal “Pumpkin Spice Watch” where he goes into some wacky pumpkin spice flavored foods (and other products), Will goes over the strange Tumblr archetype of the “Tumblr Sexyman” aka sexifying a villainous character into a skinny white boy (even if they aren’t one in their original form) including the Onceler, Bill Cypher, and the clock from “Don’t Touch Me I’m Scared”, Theo asks Will “Is This ‘The Onion’?” with stories of Congressmen promising not to eat dog penis again (again?!), the new company BroSludge selling Orange Guck for men’s genitals, and trying to run over a child with a Tesla to show it can’t run over a child, and Will goes over some extremely good animals that have diplomas (usually in an effort to catch fraud but it’s still cute).

 

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Segment City Episode 124 - 1.3 Pizzas Per Day

In this week’s episode, Theo and Will start off by discussing  if the MCU is due to collapse. Will shares the latest in Candy Corn innovation, and updates us on the latest Florida Man happenings. Theo takes us through the continued drama surrounding Papa Johns and their insane former CEO.

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Segment City Episode 123 - Extra Time in the Ball Pit

“Sadly, there will be extra time in the ball pit. Not because there is time slot system, but because it’s deflating. Oh and someone pissed in it. No refunds.”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about “This American Life” unironically doing the same story as our “This American Life” parody (check out that parody in Episode 100), Will’s recent night cramps, what media bums us out, Theo asks “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean?” about “Fourth Chamber” by Ghost Face Killah and “Diet Coke” by Pusha T, Will continues his investigation into Pornhub’s Yearly Insights including statistics about how holidays and national events affect site traffic, Theo talks about Fancy Feast’s new limited (human) restaurant “Gatto Bianco”, and Will takes us back in time to recount the disaster that was DashCon, the first (and only) Tumblr fan convention.

 

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Segment City Episode 122 - GREAT FOR A SHOWROOM THE HUNTERS LOVE IT

COME ON DOWN TO DANNY’S BIG GAME WAREHOUSE WE GOT ALL THE SWEET DEER AND JUNK THOSE HUNTERS GO CRAZY FOR YOU CAN WRITE THIS AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE OK BYE NOW

This week on the podcast Will and Theo ponder the nature of friendship and come away the closer for it. Theo brings another installment of Food Drama, this time featuring some favorite Disney characters, as well as bringing Will back to the Taxidermy shop. Will brings a whole bunch of year end stats for you nasty folks from PornHub detailing the global trends.

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Segment City Episode 121 - Hurting Ourselves For Sandwich Sauces

Worth it. 

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about their favorite sauces, Starbucks’ failing chicken sandwich, the boys disagree about how good the Reese’s Big Cup with Potato Chips sounds, Theo goes over the mysterious and conspiratorial history of the Denver International Airport, and Will takes us into the SpOoOkY “Monsterous Matches” series by Lilian Lark including “Stalked By the Kraken”, “Deceived By Gargoyles”, and “Entranced By the Basilisks”.

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Segment City Episode 120 - Pure Bean Energy

As a world we’re seeking alternative energy sources, but one often overlooked option is Pure Bean Energy. This is a clean energy source entirely produced by when someone has an overwhelming desire to stockpile beans in the case of disaster.

This week on the show, Theo and Will discuss their favorite summertime activities, and Will takes us through a Wikipedia Historian covering the Lizard Man Constant. Theo brings a report of food related relationship drama, as well as a deep dive on the failed Broadway show Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark.

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