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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Friday Feb 24, 2023
Friday Feb 24, 2023
Imagine a world in which you sit down at work and are instantly warped to the sunken place, paralyzed by infinite comfort and are totally despondent. Well that dream can be yours, now at 50% off with this fabulous new X Chair!
This week on the podcast Theo reviews the recent M&Ms drama, and takes Will on a deep dive into an office chair infomercial.
Will brings us a report out of Texas that apparently pickles are a movie theater snack, and also has an update on the Wheel of Fugitive segment from several months ago. Finally, he rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.
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Friday Feb 17, 2023
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Sometimes a man is pushed by society to his limits. Sometimes… He pushes back. And sometimes…. he makes an indestructible bulldozer to destroy the entire town over not having a minor zoning dispute go his way. RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Garfield phones washing up on French coasts, the “Crypto House” (which is furnished and decorated with NFTs) people are trying (and failing) to sell in Hollywood, Marvin Heemeyer’s rampage through his town with a custom “Killdozer” over petty reasons, and Theo asks Will “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean” with lyrics from the songs in “Culture II” by Migos.
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Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
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This week on the podcast Theo has a report of the world’s new largest pizza, and quizzes Will on recent news in another edition of Is This the Onion?
Will has a story of a woman who sues the Fish and Wildlife Association after she lost 125 pounds and got a divorce from her husband because they claimed she didn’t really see a bigfoot. There are so many layers there. And finally Will’s got a segment on procreation in the final frontier… Tune in to learn what the “Two Suit” is.
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Friday Feb 03, 2023
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Monopoly is a fun game (ok it isn’t really) but it can certainly lead to tension.
“1, 2, 3, aaaand it looks like you landed on my Park Place property. What have you got for me?”
“How about some bullets straight from my gun?”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the modern movie going experience, Theo’s thirst for high quality content, the new “Royalty Silencer” burger from Wayback Burger to call out Prince Harry’s new book, an attempted shooting caused by a Monopoly game, Chevy Chase’s bad reputation in Hollywood which led to one of the most embarrassing comedy roasts in history, and Will goes over one of the wildest hoaxes in history, full of masonry and thievery: the Cardiff Giant.
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Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
Ok this is Theo writing this description and listen — I’m not insane. Teeth are a renewable resource. Will thinks I’m crazy but just think about it, people just keep letting these things fall out and we aren’t even using them!!
This week on the podcast Will introduces us to some truly bewildering Puritan names, and has a duo of “In the News” segments about a seemingly mild-mannered teacher getting into some bad business with a cartel, as well as a series of hitmen each lazier than the last. Theo pitches savory cupcakes to Will, and then proceeds to traumatize him with a truly horrific “Taxidermy Shop” segment.
Oh also — stay til the end of this one, the best joke is in the last 2 minutes, after we do the outro.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Happy Holidays from Segment City to all of you and a Happy New Year!
On this Holiday Special, Will and Theo talk about New Year's Resolutions, some “White People Phrases” we might try to add to our vernacular, terrible “Food Trends” that happened in 2022 (including “Pink Sauce”, “Nyquil Chicken”, “The Six Flags Meal Plan”, and much more) as well as calling out future trends. Like the Ghost of Christmas Present, Will goes over current holiday food news with the unveiling of Eggo Waffle Eggnog (aka Eggo Nog), Theo takes us through his “Rules for 2023”, and Will reads some “Amazon Erotica” descriptions including , “Christmas Lunch Romp”, “Off Limits Christmas Sleep”, “Grumpy Christmas Mountain Man”, “Four Mafia Kings for Christmas”, and more….
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
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Thursday Jan 05, 2023
Thursday Jan 05, 2023
What does the Most American Cookie™ contain? Freedom. Fireworks. Flatulence. The big 3 F’s.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the official 2022 Word of the Year, and Theo brings the news of Subway’s Cookie… innovations? Is that the word we’re allowing them to use? Additionally, Theo quizzes Will in another edition of Is This the Onion?
Will has an In the News about Simon Cowell’s melting face, and a Conspiracy Query with some local relevance.
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Friday Dec 16, 2022
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Yes, it is people competing to construct furniture. Categories include: Any %, 100% Completion, and Furniture Elimination. We have already called “Dibs” on all rights to the idea for the sport, so no stealing!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about compliments that changed our behavior, Theo investigates the history of horny corporate account Tweets sparked by Nutter Butters’ recent thirst posts, Will and Theo interview Will’s friend Althea who details her idea for… Competitive Furniture Building? We get into rules, terminology, corporate crossovers, and the Home Improvement Xtreme (HIX) Games. And Will goes into the history of the legendary “Furry Trout”!
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Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
This hog is going to MESS UP YOUR DAY! He’s fully kitted — glasses? Check. Beer? Check. Nunchucks? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Will discovers Theo is a Scooby Doo villain when they discuss collecting masks. Theo runs through 2022’s hottest food themed pet names, and then brings Will down underground to visit the Taxidermy Shop. Will has a review of the hit blockbuster “Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot!” which you won’t want to miss, and then talks us through some truly uncomfortable Furby glitches.
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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
What do we know about Mark Wahlberg? Well, he’s from Boston. And that must mean he loves a good tea party. And that he loves Dunkin’. Oh, and of course that he has a troubled past and is struggling with inner demons.
On this week’s show, Will and Theo discuss a recent trip in which they witnessed the world’s biggest jump, Theo brings an edition of ‘Is this the Onion?’ and a synopsis of critically acclaimed movie ‘Zombeavers’. Will reads a typical manuscript of any movie set in Boston, and tells us about the great Spaghetti Tree Hoax.
Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ